Dream Event Post

[beastkingnaoma]

There's a nice old town behind you, as you stand on a dock. It seems pretty peaceful and normal, except for the fact right off the dock is a bottomless drop into blue sky. Up is also blue sky.

There's a ship at the dock with a big goof pulling a gigantic fish with wings out of the 'ocean'.

Comments

[underworldgates]

::Goes running and leaps off the dock, trying to leap for the fish with wings.::

[beastkingnaoma]

You land on the fish and he almost drops it, and you.

"What the hell are you do-who the hell are you."

[underworldgates]

The conqueror of the sky fish!

[beastkingnaoma]

"You know I could drop you."

[underworldgates]

But that's no fun. And you'd lose the fish.

[beastkingnaoma]

"There's other fish in the sky."

[underworldgates]

You're kind of a dick.

[beastkingnaoma]

"That's what they tell me."

[underworldgates]

Don't you ever lighten up?

[beastkingnaoma]

"..I'm light all the time!"

[underworldgates]

You can't be a jerk and light.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Sure you can."

[underworldgates]

How, Mr. Big Jerk.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Be a jerk kindly."

[underworldgates]

... I'm pretty sure that's an oxymoron, moron.

[beastkingnaoma]

"nuh uh."

[underworldgates]

Yuh huh!

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'm a lovable rogue!"

[underworldgates]

I'm a loveable rogue. You're a butthead.

[beastkingnaoma]

"You're a chimp. I'm a rogue."

[underworldgates]

::NINJA FLASH LEAP onto wherever you are.::

Prove it.

[beastkingnaoma]

"How would I prove that, monkey boy."

[underworldgates]

By proving it, Baron von Pompadourenstein.

[remarkablerain]

Where the hell is the water.

*Suguru questions this out loud as she stares out at the "ocean" in front of her*

[beastkingnaoma]

"Why would there be water in the sky."

He yanks the fish into the boat.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Prove you're not a monkey, chimpy."

[underworldgates]

Simple!

::Thrusts a finger out, stretching his arms out.::

I don't have body hair and I don't fling brown stuff.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Not all monkeys do that or have that."

[underworldgates]

Monkeys can't do this.

::Hotdogs magically appear in his hands.::

[beastkingnaoma]

Dot.

[underworldgates]

Yesssss?

[beastkingnaoma]

"Fine, MUTANT monkey."

[underworldgates]

...

Engarde.

::Holds the Hotdog out like it was a sword.::

[beastkingnaoma]

He holds up the fish like a sword.