beastkingnaoma | (no subject)

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I've often heard guys speak in positive terms of having drunk girls in their bed. They're fucking liars.

I guess most of them actually slept in the bed with the girl though, not on their couch.

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...Jinn.

What did you do now.

Why the fucking fuck did I wake up in your bed.

I didn't do a damn thing!

She got drunk and I saved her from some kids messing with her. I let her sleep in my bed, and I slept on the couch.

Geeze.

I put you there.

...Dude. You have some screwed up relationships.

There's not a relationship!

You've had fightsex with her three times and saved her from some kkids in the park.

While she was drunk.

If there's not a relationship, one of you is out to get the other in said relationship.

There doesn't have to be a relationship for me to save somebody from something.

...What the fuck happened last night.

No, but it encourages the fact there might be one.

There's not a relationship.

You got drunk and tried to destroy Japan's media.

Then some kids tried to molest you.

Then I took you home and put you in bed.

....

If you hadn't slept on the fucking couch I'd be tearing off your fucking arms right now.

Prove it. All the evidence points toward there being a relationship.

I'm nothing if not a gentleman.

All evidence points to the moon landing being real.

And we all know the truth of that, don't we?

...I believe it was real, Jinn.

That means the conspiracy is working.

...Jinn.

How many times have you been hit in the head this week?

No more than usual.

You might wanna lay doown, I think you might be getting a concussiion.

Concussions don't last so long after getting hit.

Ain't you sick after drinking all that?

Just.... lay down for a while.

You seem to be acting crazier than usual.

.....fffuuck

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