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beastkingnaoma ([personal profile] beastkingnaoma) wrote2008-10-15 01:10 am
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Why am I in a convenience store in the middle of the night trying to find an obscure brand of chocolate candy?

How the hell did I get roped into doing this?

What the hell is wrong with me?

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[identity profile] pureplainpatron.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Until she winds up pregnant.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
I still don't think I've done anything with her.

[identity profile] nekoroara.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
So you pray on the weak~

shame on you, mister dimensional traveler~

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, I got 'em, missy.

[identity profile] pureplainpatron.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
And yet you're getting candy for her in the middle of the night.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't mean I've had sex with her.

That just means I'm an idiot. Geeze.

[identity profile] heroesheart.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
Fine. I'll open the door.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
okay then.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
Okay I'm outside open the door.

[identity profile] pureplainpatron.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it's possible you didn't go all the way... but there must be some reason that you aren't just tricking her back then tying her up when she opens the door.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Because I'm an idiot.

[identity profile] pureplainpatron.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
So you'd rather have people think you're a moron than that you banged a famous celebrity.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
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wow.

that's a difficult choice, when the celebrity is 16.

[identity profile] pureplainpatron.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
Point. I suppose you would want to claim you're mentally handicapped to avoid being thought a pedophile.

Especially since said girl is apparently living with you now.

[identity profile] heroesheart.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
not right now I'm

not dressed just stand out there.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
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Yeah I dunno how that happened.

That's what I get for being a good Samaritan.

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[identity profile] heroesheart.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
*HOLY ShIT JINN YOUR TV JUST FLEW OUT THE WINDOW.*

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[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
GOD DAMN WHAT.

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[identity profile] heroesheart.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
*opens the door with a nice bloody arm with some shattered TV glass in it.*

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[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
....

God damn, that thing survived two battle axes, but it couldn't survive Hurricane Pink.

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[identity profile] heroesheart.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
*Especially not in her pretty pink underwear. and nothing else.*

Are you going to come the fuck inside or not?

[identity profile] pureplainpatron.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
Helps to be legally younger, so you don't have to worry so much.

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[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 09:23 am (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2008-10-15 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
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What?
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