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[beastkingnaoma]

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Why am I in a convenience store in the middle of the night trying to find an obscure brand of chocolate candy?

How the hell did I get roped into doing this?

What the hell is wrong with me?

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[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I still don't think I've done anything with her.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

And yet you're getting candy for her in the middle of the night.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

That doesn't mean I've had sex with her.

That just means I'm an idiot. Geeze.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

Well, it's possible you didn't go all the way... but there must be some reason that you aren't just tricking her back then tying her up when she opens the door.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Because I'm an idiot.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

So you'd rather have people think you're a moron than that you banged a famous celebrity.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

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wow.

that's a difficult choice, when the celebrity is 16.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

Point. I suppose you would want to claim you're mentally handicapped to avoid being thought a pedophile.

Especially since said girl is apparently living with you now.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

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Yeah I dunno how that happened.

That's what I get for being a good Samaritan.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

Helps to be legally younger, so you don't have to worry so much.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

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What?

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

...heh... nothing, nothing...

Have a good night...