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...Pink Lace.

I really miss my bed. This isn't exactly the most high quality couch in the world.

..There must be something wrong with my brain.

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Too fucking bad.

Why are you still here, anyway?

Island lock down.

They don't sell Candy Sphere Daemon on the island either.

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God damn those things were expensive.

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Jinn. You seem to slowly be losing your overall coolness the more you hang out with Pink Jean.

Just a warning.

Yeah I ate all of them last night too.

Go buy more.

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You ate ALL of them?

I'm powerless against girls, it's not my fault!

Do you have a fucking problem with that?

So, what, you can be awesome all the time, except when you're basically being topped by a girl?

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I bought a bunch of them...

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Yes.

That is exactly right.

And I ate them.

Go buy more. And some more new clothes too, so I don't have to sit around in your house in my fucking underwear.

...What!

You're asking me to commit suicide! If I get you clothes that are too big, you'll kill me, and if they're too small, you'll kill me!

What happened to the clothes you showed up with?

Then get them the right size, fuckface.

Why the fuck would I wear them more than once?

....Dude, be a man already.

...Either that or somehow refuse without her trying to beat you up and it leading to fightsex.

But, eh, whatever ya gotta do.

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That is not how clothes work.

Everyone has a weakness. Mine happens to be aggressive, pretty girls.

It is when I wear them, fucker.

now get to work.

You're not going to trick me into leaving so you can lock me out this time.

I won't, this time.

I guess I'll just have to release these fucking pictures and leak a story to the news. "Random fuckface kidnaps and ties up 16 year old pro duelist/j-pop star, is arrested for kidnapping and being a creepy pedophile."

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What color do you want the clothes?

Pink.

have to be fucking color coded.

Yes ma'am.

Wait tell me your sizes.

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