[One of those time/space raping interaction posts.]

[beastkingnaoma]

A caveman just wandered out of Domino's general hospital, his arm in a sling and a cast. Then then nearly immediately answers his phone. In english.

"Hello... hi Granddad."
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"...You heard about that? How'd you hear about that."
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"Awkward. ...You don't have to bribe me. If I wanna do it, I will."
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"...No I don't think I'll be doing it like that."
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"...No, I'm still not interested in that."
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"I'm sure she is. I'm sure she is. No I don't care how mutually beneficial it'd be."
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"You've been 'near death' for ten years, Granddad. And your 'dying wish' changes based on what you want me to do that that current moment."
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"Is he telling you things? I swear to god I'll strangle him."
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"I'll consider it."
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"sort of."

He then hangs up, and just sorta facepalms at no one for a few minutes.