beastkingnaoma | (no subject)

Oh look another giant cheque cementing how awesome I am. Oh look it's well over ten million yen.

Oh me oh my.

What a week this has been.

What.

What.

Over. Ten million. Yen?

Much over.

... how.

How are you getting this much money.

I'm a pro athlete.

But-- ten million!? This suddenly?!

Hey in a year or so It'll be into the hundreds of millions.

Licensing deals contributing.

... I need to go do a thing.

..What.

... Isn't humility considered a virtue?

I only say I'm the greatest.

I don't really think I am.

I think you miss the point...

Yes yes, I know. There's a very good reason I have no humility.

Which is...?

It's too personal for me to tell you.

Probably those furry rumors Noriko keeps mentioning...