[Event]

[beastkingnaoma]

 Hey Domino City.

It's really, really hot.

To combat this heat, one person is sitting in a full kiddy pool outside Sakana. with sunglasses. Eating a donut. With a copy of Jump. In trunks.

Due to his height, his legs are hanging out past the knee, and the water only barely raises above his abs.

He looks cool enough though. Temperature wise. Otherwise he looks like an idiot.

Comments

[bdsm_kouji]

Pig.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Hey, this is the cheapest, easiest way to get cool fast."

[bdsm_kouji]

'Cheap'. There's your problem.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Nobody ever got rich by writing a lot of checks."

[bdsm_kouji]

Then you must know some shitty people.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...You can be opulent when you have money, not before."

[bdsm_kouji]

And...?

[beastkingnaoma]

"and I don't have enough money to be opulent, only to have a nest egg with the potential to be opulent."

[bdsm_kouji]

... You could always ask me and Noriko for help if you want to grow your money.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..Not Noriko. And you seem prone to sudden bursts of hating me."

[bdsm_kouji]

You did dump me for some bullshit reason. And I feel like I should feel something other than hate, but I keep telling you, I'm stuck.

[beastkingnaoma]

"It's a lot more complicated than bullshit..!"

[bdsm_kouji]

Do you want to grow your nest egg, yes or no, dumbass?

[beastkingnaoma]

"..Yes."

[bdsm_kouji]

I'll come over... no, you come over to my place, and we work it out. God.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..Alright."

[bdsm_kouji]

Now I have to go away before you poison me.