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Hey Domino City.

It's really, really hot.

To combat this heat, one person is sitting in a full kiddy pool outside Sakana. with sunglasses. Eating a donut. With a copy of Jump. In trunks.

Due to his height, his legs are hanging out past the knee, and the water only barely raises above his abs.

He looks cool enough though. Temperature wise. Otherwise he looks like an idiot.

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I didn't say that.

"You implied I was a mean jerk!"

I implied you're not someone on a freaking moral crusade. And I do like jerks to a degree. I just don't like racists.

"I'm not a racist!"

So you're over it?

::Flips page.::

"There was never anything to be over, I was under a mistaken impression!"

And you admit it was a stupid impression?

"Yes."

I accept your apology. I do like the pool idea, by the way. Not the donut though.

"..Aren't you a cop though?"

... I don't like donuts. I'd prefer seeing you eat Unicorn.

"...Why does you not liking donuts matter what I eat?"

Because you'll become a fat bimbo secretary.

"I'm a guy, so I don't think that's possible."

::Stares at you.::

"What?"

Didn't one of the girls that lived with you used to be a guy?

"Yes, and?"

Anything happens in this town, more or less.

"If something turns me into a girl I'll worry about it."

Avoid the donuts.

"...You're just irrational cause that one guy turned you into a plump secretary."

::Rapid jab to your head.::

"ow ow ow ow YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT."

::Growls, storming out of the pool and back into Sakana.::

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