[Event]

[beastkingnaoma]

There's some kind of shrimpy runt running around Domino. He's barely 5'3 at best, but he looks even shorter because he sort of slouches.

He looks familiar. Almost like Yuri, but older. And he's short. Very short.

He's eating a sandwich and looking at a storefront.

Comments

[lust_ai_love]

::Chest plop onto your head, midget runt shrimp.::

Ahhhh...

[beastkingnaoma]

"..What the hell is this."

[lust_ai_love]

What do you mean, Yuri?

[beastkingnaoma]

"..I ain't Yuri, lady."

[lust_ai_love]

...

::Stares through her boobs.::

[beastkingnaoma]

...It's not Yuri. It's almost Yuri but it's not Yuri.

[lust_ai_love]

... Close enough.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Whaddya mean close enough, I'm the OLDER one, lady!"

[lust_ai_love]

...?

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'm the older one of the family, mysterious talking breasts."

[lust_ai_love]

No, the older one is a 7 foot tall Yakuza giant.

[beastkingnaoma]

"No I ain't."

[lust_ai_love]

Then you ain't the older one.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Yeah I am, magical floating breasts."

[lust_ai_love]

A) My name is Ai. B) The older brother is 7 feet tall.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..Oh. It's you. I can't tell when you run up on me, geeze. I just look up and feel my soul being pulled out of my mouth. And no I aint."

[lust_ai_love]

... Then why are you tiny...?

[beastkingnaoma]

"...I don't see anything different. I'm only 18."

[lust_ai_love]

... I'm pretty sure yesterday you were... 26?

[beastkingnaoma]

"...That's dumb."

[lust_ai_love]

So is you being 26. It means I just lost another job. ::Jabs you in the shoulder with hooker hoochie nails.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"What about a job. What changed with your delusion."

[lust_ai_love]

You're too young and short to run a club.

[beastkingnaoma]

"That doesn't matter, I have money."

[lust_ai_love]

Which means jack shit, brat.