[Event]

[beastkingnaoma]

There's some kind of shrimpy runt running around Domino. He's barely 5'3 at best, but he looks even shorter because he sort of slouches.

He looks familiar. Almost like Yuri, but older. And he's short. Very short.

He's eating a sandwich and looking at a storefront.

Comments

[beastkingnaoma]

"The police think it does. Plus you said you have a weird dad."

[cuterthancute]

The police consist of what? Some purple haired hooch said Dad wants to pork and my dad's arch-nemesis. So. Whatever.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Still a weird dad."

[cuterthancute]

I think he'd approve of a cute boy like you.

[beastkingnaoma]

"....Uh huh."

[cuterthancute]

I like you.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..You're a little young for me."

[cuterthancute]

You're a bit young for me, you mean. ::Purr.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"No, pretty sure you're like 14 and I'm an adult."

[cuterthancute]

No, I'm an adult and you're like. 12.

[beastkingnaoma]

"No, I'm 18, and you're like 14."

[cuterthancute]

You're 13 at best, runt, and I'm mentally older than you by a lightyear.

::Jab.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'm 18, and you're a 15 year old who thinks she's sultry."

[cuterthancute]

You wanna fight?

[beastkingnaoma]

"..I don't fight with girls."

[cuterthancute]

Well you're telling me I'm trash, you're picking a fight. ::Holds up a Duel Disk.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"No, I'm telling you you're a little girl who thinks she's an adult."

[cuterthancute]

I AM AN ADULT.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..."

He prods her chest.

"These are sort of young."

[cuterthancute]

::Beats at your head with her Duel Disk.::

DON'T TOUCH ME WHILE YOU'RE INSULTING ME.

[beastkingnaoma]

He stumbles back.

"WELL DON'T BE CLAIMING YOU'RE ADULT WHEN YOU'RE BUILT LIKE A KID."

[cuterthancute]

BRAIN IS ADULT, DUMBFUCK.

::POUND POUND POUND.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"Eh. That's not the part that matters."

Shielding his head.

[cuterthancute]

YES IT IS.

::Then she's pounding bruises into your arms.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"Ow, quit it, if you're adult stop beating on me!"