[Event]

[beastkingnaoma]

There's some kind of shrimpy runt running around Domino. He's barely 5'3 at best, but he looks even shorter because he sort of slouches.

He looks familiar. Almost like Yuri, but older. And he's short. Very short.

He's eating a sandwich and looking at a storefront.

Comments

[beastkingnaoma]

"Well, I'm not. and I'm him. And your measurements are [measurements]."

[bdsm_kouji]

... ::Enjoy being rammed in the head by her purse and being called a pervert endlessly.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"OW OW OW KOUJI QUIT IT."

[bdsm_kouji]

GO DIE, YOU FUCKING SCUM FACED BRAT, OR I'M GOING TO KILL YOU MYSELF.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Kouji, calm down, what the hell is the matter with you?!"

[bdsm_kouji]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, KID!?

::Pulls a Taser Stungun out of her purse. It's crackling.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"Kouji. I am Jinn. seriously. Why are you acting crazy!"

[bdsm_kouji]

JINN ISN'T A FUCKING SCRUBBY RUNT.

::She's now trying to stab you with the stungun. Enjoy. 8U::

[beastkingnaoma]

He narrowly avoids being shocked each time.

"QUIT IT!"

[bdsm_kouji]

THEN GO FUCKING DIE, KID.

::She isn't relenting, she's only advancing her thrusts with that thing.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"Goddammit Kouji I am who I say I am!"

He continues dodging.

[bdsm_kouji]

Like I'm going to believe that bullshit, fucking psycho brat.

::She keeps trying to thrust the hing into you.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SHOCK ME I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING"

[bdsm_kouji]

You know my measurements, brat. That means I have to kill you. Dead. With death.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I KNOW YOUR MEASUREMENTS FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE, BETTY BIG BOOBS."

[bdsm_kouji]

So you're saying you're a fucking stalker!

::Redoubles her attempt to electrocute you.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'M NOT A STALKER YOU JUST BECAME A BUBBLE HEAD AND CAN'T REMEMBER WHO I AM."

[bdsm_kouji]

BECAUSE YOU AREN'T JINN SHRIEVES, KID.

[beastkingnaoma]

"YES I AM YA HEIRHEAD."

[bdsm_kouji]

::Growls, backing off and trotting backwards, keeping you in her line of sight. I'm not going to deal with this crazy kid.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"Yeah, go calm down so you stop being delusional!"

[bdsm_kouji]

Come near me again, and you're dead.

::And she's gone.::