[Event]

[beastkingnaoma]

There's some kind of shrimpy runt running around Domino. He's barely 5'3 at best, but he looks even shorter because he sort of slouches.

He looks familiar. Almost like Yuri, but older. And he's short. Very short.

He's eating a sandwich and looking at a storefront.

Comments

[memoryistime]

If that were the case, I wouldn't be treating this like a new and exciting experience.

*pressing down more*

[beastkingnaoma]

He's further squished.

"Will you cut it out?!"

[memoryistime]

Oh, fine.

*he relents, shrugging, and turning to go*

[beastkingnaoma]

"This is why you should be a girl, so you're shorter than me."

[memoryistime]

Even as a girl I'd still be taller than you, brat.

[beastkingnaoma]

"You would not, you'd be teeny tiny!"

[memoryistime]

I'm not sub-five foot.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'M FIVE THREE!"

[memoryistime]

And I'd still be taller than you.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'm going to find a shrink ray!"

[memoryistime]

It'd probably be the same one that was used on you.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THIS AGE!"

[memoryistime]

*he just. shakes his head in pity at your undeniable craziness. and tries to walk away. To leave you to wallow in your craziness. and also shortness.*