[Event]

[beastkingnaoma]

There's some kind of shrimpy runt running around Domino. He's barely 5'3 at best, but he looks even shorter because he sort of slouches.

He looks familiar. Almost like Yuri, but older. And he's short. Very short.

He's eating a sandwich and looking at a storefront.

Comments

[tsunny_sunday]

::Puts straw on your head, sucks.::

[beastkingnaoma]

He squeezes it shut.

"What are you doing."

[tsunny_sunday]

DNA Testin', dipshit.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..oh."

He lets go of the straw.

[tsunny_sunday]

::Sucks.::

... There's a 99% chance you're Jinn Shrieves. The main item of contention is lengthened telomeres.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..Wut."

[tsunny_sunday]

It means you've either been deaged or you're a fucking clone.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Both of those are dumb."

[tsunny_sunday]

And so is you being a tiny tot, dip shit.

[beastkingnaoma]

"..I've always been like this."

[tsunny_sunday]

Nope.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Yes I have!"

[tsunny_sunday]

Give me any of your smartphones or PDAs, runt.

[beastkingnaoma]

He hands his smartphone over.

[tsunny_sunday]

::Dials up a picture of you from the WRGP. You're not a runt there, right?::

[beastkingnaoma]

Yep.

[tsunny_sunday]

Oh fucking goddamn magic bullshit.

[beastkingnaoma]

"What?"

[tsunny_sunday]

Did you eat, drink or use anything weird or stupid, recently, midgetstein?

[beastkingnaoma]

"..I took some stuff to help my foot in mouth disease."

[tsunny_sunday]

From who, midget?

[beastkingnaoma]

"A little girl selling shit."

[tsunny_sunday]

Any other details about this little girl?

[beastkingnaoma]

"She knew everything and was sort of smug. And had a hood."

[tsunny_sunday]

... Oh goddamnit.