[Event]

[beastkingnaoma]

There's some kind of shrimpy runt running around Domino. He's barely 5'3 at best, but he looks even shorter because he sort of slouches.

He looks familiar. Almost like Yuri, but older. And he's short. Very short.

He's eating a sandwich and looking at a storefront.

Comments

[itsforflavoring]

::Infinite plump.::

Touch anymore, and I'll break your arms up and down 'nuff that they don't work no more, shrimpy.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...K."

He just stares ahead.

[itsforflavoring]

::Chow chomp chow, belch, tosses the box into a trashcan.::

Thanks, shrimpazoid.

[beastkingnaoma]

He turns around and stares.

Oh god Yuri quit school and joined a violence gang.

[itsforflavoring]

... Why are ya in a gang, Yuri?

[beastkingnaoma]

"...I ain't Yuri. I'm Yuri's brother."

[itsforflavoring]

... Yeah right. He tells me his brother is the size of a mountain and walking Adonis who towers above all men or some shit like that.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Well I aint'."

[itsforflavoring]

Then ya ain't his brother, 'cuz I'm pretty sure Yuri don't lie, liar.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Maybe he's remembering from when he was real little."

[itsforflavoring]

Doubt it.

::Starts toddling off. You should conquer and date her.::

[beastkingnaoma]

He swoops up next to her.

"So, who are you?"

[itsforflavoring]

You gotta Number?

[beastkingnaoma]

"I have. A phone number."

[itsforflavoring]

I mean a Number Card.

[beastkingnaoma]

"What's that."

[itsforflavoring]

::Holds up Freezerdon and Magmeat.::

[beastkingnaoma]

"I don't have one of those."

[itsforflavoring]

Then ya don't get my name, squirt.

[beastkingnaoma]

"What would you do if I did have one?"

[itsforflavoring]

I might tell ya my name, and then try and take it from ya.

[beastkingnaoma]

"That ain't good enough to go get a weird card for."

[itsforflavoring]

Then scram, Fake Yuri.