beastkingnaoma | (no subject)

..Shian, did you try to voodoo hex me over my voicemail or something?

"Then what did it say."

... Things.

Things you will not understand.

"So exactly what I guessed."

No I'm serious you will not understand it.

It involved, uh. Bunnies.

"...Well now I have to know."

No you do not! You never need to know. Never. Never ever.

"Why don't you just tell me, come on."

Because I don't want you to know.

"Come on, tell me!"

No! I'm going!

*turns to stomp out*

"What about a bunny. Are you a bunny? You got a job as a girl in a bunny outfit? Where? Can I see? Let me see you in your bunny girl outfit."

I AM NOT A GODDAMN BUNNY.

*runs away*