Event

[beastkingnaoma]

Jinn is crouching at a street corner.

There is a cat in front of him, eating a fish.

He keeps putting a box over it, and then lifting the box.

He seems incredibly deep in thought, brows furrowed.

"..I don't get it."

Comments

[remarkablerain]

... What're you doing.

*staring at Jinn doing this, having come across him*

[beastkingnaoma]

"Trying to understand how the universe works."

[remarkablerain]

.... by putting a cat into a box?

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'm trying to understand Schroedinger's cat!"

[remarkablerain]

*... she rubs her head*

I dunno what exactly there is. To understand about it? I think it's all possibilities and things like that. With what people know, I think.

... I think actually you might be missing the point by removing the box from the cat at all, from what I remember of it. But I think I remember stuff involving poison too so that might not be smart.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I think the theory is that you don't know what's inside the box because something no one is observing doesn't really exist."

[remarkablerain]

Yeah. Well, I don't think it was that. It was the theory of the state of the cat or something, I think?

Or maybe it could've applied to that too... ... why are you trying to figure this out, anyway? I don't think this is a random thing people just sorta, uh. Start thinking about.

*and that poor cat's probably confused as hell.*

[beastkingnaoma]

"It's very important I figure this sort of thing out."

[remarkablerain]

... Whhhyyy...?

[beastkingnaoma]

"So you don't end up on a stripper pole, for one."

[remarkablerain]

... why the hell would I end up on a stripper pole.

*boy that is not a good look*

[beastkingnaoma]

"Noriko stuff."

[remarkablerain]

Is Noriko going to try to put me onto a stripper pole?!

*bristling. maybe you should clarify.*

[beastkingnaoma]

"No, somebody is trying to ruin her and take all her stuff, which includes your whole family situation."

[remarkablerain]

... oh.

... so at the least I won't have to worry about that until I'm dead. Great, something to look forward to.

What the hell's happening?

[beastkingnaoma]

"Maybe not that long, since it seems to be evil math cheerleaders."

[remarkablerain]

Evil math cheerleaders?

[beastkingnaoma]

"Imagine Noriko but evil and also they are made of math."

[remarkablerain]

Uh-huh.

And where do I blast them at.

[beastkingnaoma]

"You can't, they're MADE OF MATH. Why do you think I'm dicking around with quantum mechanics."

[remarkablerain]

... I dunno if that's really "dicking around with quantum mechanics", though.

I think that's you "screwing with a cat".

[beastkingnaoma]

"SHE IS A CAT SO THIS WILL HELP"

[remarkablerain]

... I dunno who you're talking about but.

I doubt putting a box onto them, and then removing it and staring is going to do a damn thing.

[triade_oscura]

::Leans out from behind you.::

It doesn't work like that, nya~

[beastkingnaoma]

"...Why can't you be smart enough to avoid me."

[triade_oscura]

Because you can't touch me, nya~ Also, you need a poison source for that to work, chuu~

[beastkingnaoma]

"I bet if I tried I could find a way to touch you."

[triade_oscura]

I don't see it in your future, nya~

[beastkingnaoma]

"Well I'm definitely going to smash your mask in, so your predictions would be wrong."

[triade_oscura]

And how do you plan to do that, chu~?

[beastkingnaoma]

"I haven't picked out a way yet."

[triade_oscura]

Good luck not getting the paradox by the way.

::Leans back behind your back, vanishing.::

[observershikou]

*geeze Jinn the cat suddenly started freaking out maybe an earthquake's about to happen or--

no wait, it's just cause Shikou's come across you and has decided to actually speak to you*

... Er... Excuse me...

[beastkingnaoma]

"Yes?"

[observershikou]

... Noriko's, er. Suggested to me that it might be smart for us to work together. To take care of that witch problem.

She said it might be unlikely that you'd agree for... A reason I find a bit silly, honestly, but I thought it would be best to ask you if you'd be fine with that, instead of assuming.

[beastkingnaoma]

"You want us to work together to beat up the cheerleaders."

[observershikou]

... It does sound like at least it would resolve the situation faster, yes.

And it would be more intelligent to have more than one person at a time attempting this.

[beastkingnaoma]

"That sounds like a very good idea."

[beastkingnaoma]

"But I refuse."

[observershikou]

-- ah, what?

*he didn't expect that after the "very good idea" part*

... Can I at least ask why?

[beastkingnaoma]

"I dunno. Seems like a pain in the ass for some reason."

[observershikou]

... And it is not because I am male, correct?

*... given how he says that, it's obvious enough he was told that by, three guesses*

[beastkingnaoma]

"Why would that be the reason."

[observershikou]

Noriko stated that I may have to be a woman instead to work with you, since you apparently do not work amicably with men.

[beastkingnaoma]

"...That's dumb."

[observershikou]

Yes, that is why I called it a "bit silly", after all.

But fine. Thank you for at least being straight with me. *he sighs*

... And I suppose I should stop scaring your cat. Good day.

*turns to go*