beastkingnaoma | Dream Event Post

Dream Event Post

There's a nice old town behind you, as you stand on a dock. It seems pretty peaceful and normal, except for the fact right off the dock is a bottomless drop into blue sky. Up is also blue sky.

There's a ship at the dock with a big goof pulling a gigantic fish with wings out of the 'ocean'.

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But that's no fun. And you'd lose the fish.

"There's other fish in the sky."

You're kind of a dick.

"That's what they tell me."

Don't you ever lighten up?

"..I'm light all the time!"

You can't be a jerk and light.

"Sure you can."

How, Mr. Big Jerk.

"Be a jerk kindly."

... I'm pretty sure that's an oxymoron, moron.

"nuh uh."

Yuh huh!

"I'm a lovable rogue!"

I'm a loveable rogue. You're a butthead.

"You're a chimp. I'm a rogue."

::NINJA FLASH LEAP onto wherever you are.::

Prove it.

"How would I prove that, monkey boy."

By proving it, Baron von Pompadourenstein.

"Prove you're not a monkey, chimpy."

Simple!

::Thrusts a finger out, stretching his arms out.::

I don't have body hair and I don't fling brown stuff.

"Not all monkeys do that or have that."

Monkeys can't do this.

::Hotdogs magically appear in his hands.::

Dot.

Edited 2013-05-02 03:11 (UTC)

Yesssss?

"Fine, MUTANT monkey."

...

Engarde.

::Holds the Hotdog out like it was a sword.::

He holds up the fish like a sword.

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