[Dream Event Post.]

[beastkingnaoma]

 You find yourself walking through a dark castle. Your clothes have been replaced with something probably frilly and half gothic.

It's dimly lit with candles and largely seems to be dark grey stone with an occasional suit of armor, bat, or rug.

Eventually, sword clashing can be heard. If investiaged, you can see Jinn using a jet black Katana to cut down moving armors. Or maybe there's things in them. Who knows. Finishes up, cutting the last one, and sheathes the ridiculous weeablade as the armor collapses into pieces

"Autumn ends..frogs settle into the earth."

Holy shit this man is the biggest loser on the planet.

Comments

[remarkablerain]

Uh huh! Why am I even arguing this.

Your proverb was that stupid.

[beastkingnaoma]

"So says a closet gothloli fanatic."

[remarkablerain]

I am not a fanatic! I hate this style!

[beastkingnaoma]

"You're wearing it!"

[remarkablerain]

I didn't put it on, though!

All I know is suddenly, bam, I'm walking around here wearing this goofy dress and watching you be a loser.

[beastkingnaoma]

"I'm not being a loser! And yeah right! You probably hang out here since you pretend to not be into this stuff all the time!"

[remarkablerain]

I don't even know where I am! Did you miss that part?!

If I felt like I needed to hide anything, I wouldn't have said anything, idiot!

[beastkingnaoma]

"Well I dunno how you got here! It's hard to get to a cursed castle in the middle of a haunted forest on accident!"

[remarkablerain]

Well, I sure got here by accident! That's the truth of it!

*she basically huffs, looking pretty peeved at you, Jinn. she totally blames you.*

[beastkingnaoma]

"Why do you look like you're blaming me! Maybe the person who owns this castle kidnapped you!"

[remarkablerain]

Well, if that's the case. Do you know who owns this castle?

[beastkingnaoma]

"Some super strong guy, I heard."

[remarkablerain]

Well, I'm going to beat him up.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Nuh uh, I'm gonna beat up with my sword."

[remarkablerain]

You can hit them with your sword but I still want to break their jaw.

[beastkingnaoma]

"They'll squish you! They have like, a 5 foot long sword shaped like a cross and cut mountains in half!"

[remarkablerain]

Uh-huh. So? They kidnapped me, I get to shatter their jaw.

[beastkingnaoma]

"YOU ARE RUINING MY ADVENTURE."

He bristles up.

[remarkablerain]

Did you get kidnapped and put into weird frilly clothes?

[beastkingnaoma]

"No, I came here willingly."

[remarkablerain]

Then you don't get dibs on the jaw shattering.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Don't expect me to save you when the 500 foot tall giant attacks."

[remarkablerain]

Uh-huh. Like I'd want you to save me, you know.

[beastkingnaoma]

"Now stutter and call me an idiot."

[remarkablerain]

... You know.

I can just shatter your jaw, and let you get on with your adventure, if you're gonna say things like that.

*cricks her hands*