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Damn, I didn't sleep well. Maybe those little sheep things.. Scapegoats? Maybe those really do steal sleep, huh?

I saw one of the teachers from the Academy earlier today. They seemed kind of in a hurry, they rushed past me into an alley. Wonder what they were doing?

And right after that, some psycho on a motorcycle nearly ran me down, goddamn grasshopper looking bastards.

I also went and bought some halloween decorations. I didn't think they'd all fit in the closet but they did.

In addition, Roara, I'm going to pummel you. I just saw my picture on a tabloid with the crazy pink girl, and I'm quite sure you took that picture. Like, hard. I mean, like, whammo, right in the kisser, bang zoom, to the moon.

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WHAT TABLOID IS THIS

I AM GOING TO DESTROY EVERY FUCKING COPY IN JAPAN.

"Pro Duelists Exposed".

I must sadly note, the cover didn't say 'exclusive story'.

What the fuck could be more important than me?

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That means it's not the only paper to have the story, genius.

Oh.

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FUCK.

Yeah.

Hopefully other tabloids will use a better headline than "Torrid Love Affair".

I WILL DESTROY EVERY TABLOID IN ALL OF JAPAN.

That would take a while.

I have the fucking time.

No, I mean by the time you do everyone will have read it by now.

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Fuck.

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What, did you already set fire to a newstand?

A couple of them.

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You know, doing that is only going to make LEGITIMATE news outlets pick up the story, since you kinda just validated it.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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You're the smart Jean, right?

You're sure?

Shut the fuck up.

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Make me.

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