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[beastkingnaoma]

I think I get really stupid when I get too mad. I need to go back to looking over those books..

[Private to Onni]

Hey, dingbat. I need you to do your job over something. Since Niyo is incompetent at the moment you're the best person to ask.

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[memoryistime]

What books.

And what made you have this. Startling revelation.

[beastkingnaoma]

Old chinese books.

When I wasn't able to kill an infinitely regenerating monster.

[memoryistime]

Why were there infinitely regenerating monsters.

[beastkingnaoma]

Something dumb. Made of Shiroko's insecurities or something, I think? Made by some bobbleheaded evil queen? I honestly didn't catch everything.

[memoryistime]

Oh. Shiroko's evil twin or whatever.

That sounds annoying. Don't you think you should've paid attention?

[beastkingnaoma]

I was paying attention for what I was around for!

[memoryistime]

Yeah, but when it's about the thing you're trying to kill and all...

[whitrthanwhite]

... What Chinese Books?

[beastkingnaoma]

I have a bunch of chinese books about acupuncture and stuff.

Why.

[whitrthanwhite]

Just kind of curious.

[beastkingnaoma]

Do you need acupuncture treatment?

[whitrthanwhite]

Not really, but I wouldn't decline the offer either.

... Though acupuncture doesn't magically make your figure vavoom, right?

[beastkingnaoma]

...I don't think so.

[isdragonlady]

And how does acupuncture help you kill an immortal monster?

[beastkingnaoma]

There may be, uh.

Other things.

Other than that.

[isdragonlady]

You're coming down with me to the station.

[beastkingnaoma]

For what.

[isdragonlady]

Being a sexual mangler and conspiracy to do things to people.

[beastkingnaoma]

...You're nuts. Go to a relaxing retreat.

[Private to Jinn]

[becomeanwarrior]

You actually need me to do my job instead of going hog wild lone wolf over something? Color me surprised.

And Niyo would just be forwarding this to me anyway, I'm the chief now regardless.

Anyway, all sarcasm aside, what do you need?

Re: [Private to Jinn]

[beastkingnaoma]

I'd rather take care of fighting instead of this.

Well uh. I've been trying to hire new employees, and uh. They've all been.. dumb. Not normal dumb, either. Not even like 'Noriko got ahold of them' dumb.

It's like.. someone made them dumb out of. Meanness?

[Private to Jinn]

[becomeanwarrior]

That's... certainly interesting. I know we have a number of artifacts that would do that on continual impound but, hm.

Do you think they're targeting your employees specifically?

Re: [Private to Jinn]

[beastkingnaoma]

I don't think so....

I've looked all around my club and didn't find anybody or anything..

[Private to Jinn]

[becomeanwarrior]

Do you have a general profile you look for when employing people? Standard police procedural. If whoever it is goes after a certain type, we can start nailing down a perp quicker.

Re: [Private to Jinn]

[beastkingnaoma]

Uh.

Girls?

Attractive girls.