beastkingnaoma | (no subject)

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Journal Post

Who wants to come throw rocks at me.

Before I heartily agree to this:

Why?

It's a training thing, a baseball pitcher is too predictable, and the batting cages don't like it anyway.

Huh. Okay. I'll come throw rocks at you, then.

...Are you sure you're well enough for that.

And to throw rocks at all, ever.

It's been over two weeks. I'll be fine.

I'll throw them extra hard for that line.

Will you throw them extra hard if I ask if your tiny little baby arms can handle it?

I can always get Red to throw, too, y'know.

That big palooka'd telegraph his throws by an arctic circle evening.

You'll do. It's about me not being able to easily predict, more than speed.

Then quit your prodding and poking.

That's like my favorite thing to do, though.

You can do that some other time.

I'll do it while you're throwing rocks.

It'll be motivation.

But what about your beautiful, beautiful face.

the point is to avoid the stones.

And I mean like, river pebbles, Isabel.

Eh, then I'm out.

Why do you want to throw heavy rocks at me.

Why are you asking people to throw rocks at you anyway.

It's so I can do something incredibly stupid.

Oh, well, at least you're mixing things up.

Yeah usually that's your wheelhouse.

Actually, everything I do is pure genius.

Oooh! Ooh! Me and Koko can. Moeko and I can.

Pretty big rocks, too!

Pass, goddesses not allowed.

Why not!?

This is discrimination against pretty girls!

It is not.

Shian gets to come.

Shut up.

Pfeheheheheh.

Why are you laughing about it?

It's funny.

You kinda look like a pretty girl.

I mean, not as pretty as me but, y'know. Respectable.

Gnmhng. Yeah, well. ... Well. I could--

Shut up too. You shut up, I'll shut up.

Let me come! Pleeeeease!

I don't get to do anything fun!

You can watch Shian throw rocks, and critique their rock throwing technique and fashion.

Only if I get to toss one pebble at you.