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Why am I in a convenience store in the middle of the night trying to find an obscure brand of chocolate candy?

How the hell did I get roped into doing this?

What the hell is wrong with me?

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...wow. You're more whipped than I am.

She tricked me, then locked me out!

Considered going to an internet cafe and doing a search from there?

Why wouldn't I just use the PDA I'm on.

...why haven't I just used the PDA I'm on.

Very good question.

Makes me wonder what I saw in you.

I think I was too shocked and angry to think straight.

... I don't think you've been doing much 'straight thinking' for a while now.

Though I suppose moments like that happen to everyone.

..What's that supposed to mean?

Well, you're in a position where you don't know WHAT you've done to a girl considerably younger than you, and towing the line of statutory.

In other words, you've been thinking with the wrong head. Or with your fists. Not sure how it works for you.

It's just as likely I've received multiple concussions as it is I've touched in an inappropriate way.

Until she winds up pregnant.

I still don't think I've done anything with her.

And yet you're getting candy for her in the middle of the night.

That doesn't mean I've had sex with her.

That just means I'm an idiot. Geeze.

Well, it's possible you didn't go all the way... but there must be some reason that you aren't just tricking her back then tying her up when she opens the door.

Because I'm an idiot.

So you'd rather have people think you're a moron than that you banged a famous celebrity.

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wow.

that's a difficult choice, when the celebrity is 16.

Point. I suppose you would want to claim you're mentally handicapped to avoid being thought a pedophile.

Especially since said girl is apparently living with you now.

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Yeah I dunno how that happened.

That's what I get for being a good Samaritan.

Helps to be legally younger, so you don't have to worry so much.

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What?

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pureplainpatron.livejournal.com - 2008-10-15 09:31 (UTC) - Expand

What're you talking about you convinced two different girls (a total of four personalities) to move in with you at almost a drop of the hat.

Both of them are rather single minded, and don't really know what the situation implies, regardless.

So you pray on the weak~

shame on you, mister dimensional traveler~

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