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[beastkingnaoma]

Boy it sure is great that this is a totally normal day of which nothing abnormal happened today or the night before in anyway whatsoever.

Yep.

Nothing out of the ordinary at all.

Entirely normal and par for the course in every possible way.

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[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Yeah pretty much.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

...Jinn. I hope I don't hurt our friendship by saying this but.

You're a freakin' moron.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Oh no tons of people tell me that.

And yeah, Batshit girls. Considering my last real relationship was with a french maid who was a cyborg and ended with her throwing a car at my head, this seems pretty normal to me.

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[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

Okay then.

Yeah, you're an idiot. You have no idea what you're getting into, do you.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I rarely do!

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[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

...So. Am I the smart one between the two of us?

Or do you just not look before you jump off an obvious cliff with no parachute.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I dunno as dumb as I am I've never ended up dead.

The key to jumping off cliffs is to tuck and roll.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

...

I'm going to be facepalming at you now. I hope you understand this.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Yeah totally.

I mean what's the worst than can happen, anyway.

I mean, other than me getting arrested.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

Two questions.

1. Was alcohol involved, and did you buy it?

2. Did yoou at least remember to use some form of protection?

Re: [PRIVATE]

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Geeze, I am a LITTLE responsible, gawd.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

....You didn't answer the first question.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

That's an fine response to both questions, sir.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

...Eh. Fine.

Just try not to get too mixed up in this.

I'll keep it as hush-hush as I can. Just don't be an idiot about this.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I'll be fine.

I survived an insane french cyborg of death, I can survive a bitchy girl with a big ass.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

This one's not under your control.

You're under hers.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

I'm not under anyone's control.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

Dude.

You've gone out in the middle of the night twice, to get her something she wants.

She's controlling you.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I only did that because I'm a nice guy!

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[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

There's a difference between 'Nice Guy' and 'Slave'.

Part of it isn't taking infinity+ hours in the middle of the night to find some obscure consumable item related to Mental Sphere Deamon.

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[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Slave is a little harsh.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

Eh, maybe.

Better than saying 'So obviously she topped last night'.

Re: [PRIVATE]

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

Re: [PRIVATE]

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

So she did top!

Man, Jinn, you lost your manliness somewhere along the lines of falling in love with Pink Jean.

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[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HER.