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[beastkingnaoma]

...Huh, that's weird. Those hairs on the back of my neck that always stand up, like I'm in constant danger, just stopped standing up.


....

Also, any video you find of me on youtube is NOT REAL. IT IS ENTIRELY OUT OF CONTEXT AND IS NOT IN ANY WAY REAL OR INDICATIVE OF MY RELATIONSHIP OR STANDING IN IT IN ANY WAY.

THANK YOU.

Comments

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

... Youtube.

Also, I have a feeling why.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..yes. None of those are real.

...Why?

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

...it sure looks real.

Why should I tell you?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

It's not real.

...why SHOULDN'T you?

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

Because you aren't being forthcoming either.

After all, what I've seen and what you know of could be two different things.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...So I have to humiliate myself publicly to find out why I'm not feeling imminent death constantly.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

No. You're quite welcome to tell me in a private thread.

Why would I make you humiliate yourself any more than you normally would?

[Private]

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Fine god yes. It's real. Angelina pinned my arm behind my back and forced me to meow like a kitten.

...Dunno how she got that strong.

Re: [Private]

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

... Oh, I thought it was a sex tape or something. My bad.

Anyway, the reason your hairs don't stand up anymore is probably because Grave is gone.

Re: [Private]

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

... they don't allow that on youtube.

'gone'?

Re: [Private]

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

...they don't? How boring.

Gone. As in vanished, and I had to escape the part of the brain she was in ala Metroid.

...don't ask.

Re: [Private]

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Well, I'd be more torn up but

any kind of patience or sympathy I had for her went away about a month ago

Re: [Private]

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

To be fair, I didn't really KILL her.

Re: [Private]

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Well

What is death to an abstract being, really?

Re: [Private]

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

...Fair enough, but still, I didn't KILL her.

I just convinced her that she didn't actually love you, basically making her entire life a lie.

Re: [Private]

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

And what, she popped?

Re: [Private]

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

More or less.

Re: [Private]

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

Still not really feeling much, other than relief.

Re: [Private]

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

To be fair, the girl was crazy... and she never really loved you... she just loved the idea of you loving her.

It's kind of sad, but it means Dianne, Tori, Yasha... and pretty much all the girls here are much safer now, so I won't be shedding many tears.

Though... it's a bit embarrassing. You're a better judge of character than I am.

Re: [Private]

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...Howso?

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[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

Well, you said that "Angelina" was more salvageable than Grave. I thought otherwise.

Though I think I got through to Grave, to a point... the process destroyed her.

Whereas you've made some small progress with yours.

Re: [Private]

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

I can't really take much credit. She just showed up... better. Happier.

I dunno how.

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[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

...really?

Well, I'm still ashamed. I really thought Grave wasn't as much of a lost cause as she was. I suppose if I had just thought about it more, I'd have realized that she was ultimately self-centered, and completely absorbed in her own welfare.

Re: [Private]

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Well.

I thought she was savable too, y'know. I had.. two or three chances to use a Dark Game she made to erase her but.. I dunno, I thought she'd.. get less crazy.

Re: [Private]

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

I think I got about as close as one can get to saving her... and it destroyed her instead.

...besides that, we've got a new one now. Didn't even last 24 hours.

[yagokoro-eirin.livejournal.com]

So wait

You're that 12-year-old that vibrated through my wall last week

And now...

[yagokoro-eirin.livejournal.com]

....

fffffffffffffhahhahahaha!

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...WHAT.

IT'S NOT REAL.

[yagokoro-eirin.livejournal.com]

If it's not real

Then how is it out of context?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...IT'S BOTH.

IT'S LIKE, MAGIC AND SHIT.

[yagokoro-eirin.livejournal.com]

That makes no logical consistency.

If it weren't real, you would not need to justify it as out of context. If it's out of context, it must be real.

The two are mutually exclusive.

Ergo, since I am in fact watching this tape, this "Angelina" has you pussywhipped to a comical extent.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

IT'S MAGIC.

I WAS TWELVE, SHE CAN LIFT TREES, YOU'RE FROM A VIDEO GAME.

IT MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS EVERYTHING.

[yagokoro-eirin.livejournal.com]

Occam's Razor.

It's simpler to say the game was based on exploits by me, then to explain how I came from the game.

It's easier to state that she can lift trees because she has, than explain how she can't.

It's much easier to state that this tape happened because faking it would require a level of CGI skill beyond even the greatest minds this world has today.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

;A;

[yagokoro-eirin.livejournal.com]

QED~

Private to Jinn-sensei

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

...

That's not what Hoshi's going to do to me if Angelina and Hoshi surpass us, is it? ;o;

Re: Private to Jinn-sensei

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..Probably.

Re: Private to Jinn-sensei

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

...Right.

Duct-taping cinder blocks to my legs and arms and running through Domino now.

Later.

Re: Private to Jinn-sensei

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK DUMMY.

Re: Private to Jinn-sensei

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

If I can move fast when I'm heavy, I can move faster when I'm light.

Sounds like it would work perfectly.

Re: Private to Jinn-sensei

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Firstly, don't use cinder blocks.

Secondly...jeeze are you really this worried?

Re: Private to Jinn-sensei

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

What should I use, then?

I need to get stronger.

Re: Private to Jinn-sensei

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

If you just want to get stronger to beat Hoshi, you should just give up. A determined girlfriend is unbeatable.

...

Urghh, fine. I'll be by shortly. I thought up a special exercise for you, anyway.

Re: Private to Jinn-sensei

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

Good. Let's get started, then.