[Event Postan]

[beastkingnaoma]

*Hey Onni. A giant man-bear is knocking on your  door, in a very loud man-bear like fashion.*

HEY UMBRELLA HEAD.

STOP HAVING SEX WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND OPEN UP, WE GOT WORK TO DO.

MANLY WORK.

Comments

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

SHE'S A HE RIGHT NOW ANYWAY, JEEZ. I'M NOT LIKE THAT.

*Door open, Onni's ready.*

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

.... That's up for deb-...What.

...

... I feel partly responsible.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

Kay. I know who to punch if I ever start questioning my sexuality then.

Let's go, you had some special training for me?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Yeah, follow me.

*And he leads umbrella head a short way to an abandoned stretch of road. He's marked two lines on it, about a quarter mile apart from each other. Then, tosses him a rock.*

Catch.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

*Caught.*

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Okay. So.

You run from one line to the other.

The rock can't touch the ground.

You have to keep kicking the rock, the entire way.

If it touches the ground you have to start over.

Aannnnnndddd. go.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

...

*Starts. Kick, kick, drops the rock on accident.*

Damn.

*Kick kick kick, drop.*

Damn.

*Kick, kick, kick, kick, drop.*

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Just keep at until you finish or

collapse from exhaustion.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

Yes sir.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

And when you collapse I'll have your boyfriend come pick you up.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

Just won't collapse then.

And you make that remark again and I'll hurt you.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Right right.

...I need to get you two side by side...