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[beastkingnaoma]

You know what's really awesome?

Air. Like, the stuff we breathe and all that.

I never really had enough of a respect for it until recently..!

It's just.. it's so nice to breathe, y'know?

Comments

[bluelapizlazuli.livejournal.com]

She put her arse to your face, didn't she?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

No.

[bluelapizlazuli.livejournal.com]

Then what happened? You forgot that you faceplanted onto a pillow while going to sleep?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...Not that either.

Let's just say that I appreciate oxygen a lot more now.

[bluelapizlazuli.livejournal.com]

Tell. Me.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I shhouuullldnnnnnn't ;A;

[bluelapizlazuli.livejournal.com]

Do it. Or else.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Or else what?

[bluelapizlazuli.livejournal.com]

Eirin gave me a AGE+ Vial as a gift.

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

...Jinn, you are seriously more whipped than anyone else I've ever known.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Oh come on there are people more whipped than me!

[bluelapizlazuli.livejournal.com]

SEE YOU ADMITTED IT! GOOD FOR YOU!

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

I MEAN THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE WHIPPED THEN ME BECAUSE I'M NOT WHIPPED AT ALL

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

Dude, you seriously have to get out from under Angelina's heel. I mean, I know you love her and all but this just isn't healthy for you to be a complete slave to her. Give her a piece of your mind, man!

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I'm not a complete slave to her!

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

You're doing her laundry, and you have had your 'newfound respect for air', so to speak.

I'd say you're pretty whipped from that alone, but there's a whole list of things that you've done in her stead that make you her slave.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Slave is entirely inaccurate!

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

You jog for miles just to get her treats at her beck and call.

Specific, most likely expensive treats.

[bluelapizlazuli.livejournal.com]

STOP DOING THAT! YOU ARE WHIPPED! JUST FREAKING ADMIT IT AND MOVE THE FUCK ON!

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

fgdfgdfgrgd

Fine, I'm whipped.

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

Well, step one's out of the way. Acceptance.

Now, are you going to try and be less whipped in the future? And, if so, how?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I'm not THAT whipped!

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

Yes, you are.

[bluelapizlazuli.livejournal.com]

DID YOU TYPE SOMETHING, BECAUSE I CAN'T READ IT! AND IF I DON'T READ "I AM WHIPPED", SO HELP YOU GOD AND/OR WHATEVER HIGHER BEING, I WILL SHOVE MY FOOT INTO YOUR FACE AND DISFIGURE IT FOR LIFE WITH A SHOE MARK.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...Fine, I'm whipped!