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Boy, I'm glad I found a good place to get free range meat.. little picky bastard won't eat anything else. I'm also...

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Goddammit, I'm actually GLAD there's a video of me being humiliated on the internet. I fucking hate whatever God is in charge of fate, he has a fucked up sense of humor! But at least it solves my money problem. Idiots looking down on me..

Huh. Today is the least crappy day I've had in a while. Good for me.

And now that I've said that I fully expect something terrible to happen..!

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Your girlfriend may or may not be the embodiment of a 5000 year old evil that seeks to walk the earth again and ravage all mankind.

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Regardless of the validity of that statement, I cannot listen to someone with such a stupid haircut.

Huh. I actually like that hairdo, really.

... God you're lame, Marasia.

So yeah you kind of owe some guy a car.

What why the fuck do I owe someone a car.

Well I kind of broke someone's car.

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did you throw it at someone or did you just sit on the hood.

How broken are we talking here.

HEY FUCK YOU.

Well, uh.

the wheels still work..wherever they are in Japan.

Maybe later, geeze. I gotta breathe SOMETIMES.

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What did you do.

>:<

...well uh

It was speeding towards a flaming bus full of nuns that I was saving you know, the really really pure kind! And I punched it out of the way and it kind of exploded.

A lot.

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I'm not a mind reader but I can still tell when you're lying.\

Truth. Nao.

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I'm telling the truth, really, jeeze!

...Okay.

If you're telling the truth, I'll happily deal with this guy and his car.

But if you're not telling me the truth, I'll look really stupid and be very sad you lied directly to my face.

God fine it wasn't a bus of nuns on fire it was a

tiny blind kitten

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I'll take care of it.

Good fine.

..also buy catfood on the way back.

Of course.

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