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[beastkingnaoma]

...

Maybe I should grow a beard.

Comments

[isdragonlady.livejournal.com]

Do that and I rip your nuts off.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

Why?

?.?

[isdragonlady.livejournal.com]

You'd look hideous with one.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I think I'd look okay!

[isdragonlady.livejournal.com]

I'm a police officer, 1000 years+ old, and a mother of 3. I know what I'm talking about.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...I guess I'll buy a new razor afterall then.

[isdragonlady.livejournal.com]

http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/85862381/15806825 Case in point, you look hideous.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..Wow I look awesome.

[isdragonlady.livejournal.com]

You look like a retard rapist hobo.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...God fine I'll keep shaving.

[heroespink.livejournal.com]

No you shouldn't it'd look shitty

[heroespink.livejournal.com]

..BY THE WAY YOU'RE A MURDERER FAGGOT

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

;A;

Total fourth wall break here!

[pidonus.livejournal.com]

Okay, idiot, you stop on this. I saw your post description with the "awesome.jpg", and it's not. It's "emo.jpg."

You don't think about this beard thing ever again, and we make sure you don't get caught in a horrific future where Danielle seems to hate you. K? K.

Re: Total fourth wall break here!

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...Wat.

Re: Total fourth wall break here!

[pidonus.livejournal.com]

You heard me.

I'm not letting some future where I have to leave this planet for easy mode happen. And your growing a beard happens to be part of that future.

So you nair the shit out of your chin, and I don't find creative new ways to recommend to Angelina to inflict physical pain on you in addition to emotional.

Fair?

Re: Total fourth wall break here!

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...It was just an afterthought, god.

Re: Total fourth wall break here!

[pidonus.livejournal.com]

...

*Realizes just how bad she broke the fourth wall, referring to an alternate future that probably won't happen.*

... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Someone's gonna come kill me now running away ;A;

[heroesheart.livejournal.com]

No

it makes you look like a loser.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

>:<

[pidonus.livejournal.com]

Okay, no.

You're not Yukari. And this isn't the emo future. This is the present where we're going to stop the emo future.

Take that goddamn hat off.

[More Crack]

[bluelapizlazuli.livejournal.com]

ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING HAT CONVENTIONS. You, bat hat. Stop being so damn angry all the time. It's ridiculous.

Re: [More Crack]

[pidonus.livejournal.com]

Then name something I have to be happy about, seriously.

Now we're in the middle of exploring some freak-ass emo future, and - ffff now you're in this whole dark future mode too with that goddamn icon.

That's it, I'm cursing you with my hat someday. No, my entire damn outfit. See if you can wear it a quarter - nay, eighth - as well as my perfection. c_c

Re: [More Crack]

[bluelapizlazuli.livejournal.com]

Your outfit is pathetic. You're pathetic. And stop. Being. Angry. You're just annoying as a whole.

I should've just set you on fire when I had the chance.

Re: [More Crack]

[pidonus.livejournal.com]

... Now I'm just thinking how you'll look once I get all the little bits onto you.

It's actually pretty cute. I'll have to see if I can get this stupid Mabinogi Pseudo Character Simulator thing working to show you. :3

(OOC: Yes, real tool. XD)

Re: [More Crack]

[bluelapizlazuli.livejournal.com]

... Well, you're on the list now. Have fun.

[bluelapizlazuli.livejournal.com]

... What.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...What?

[bluelapizlazuli.livejournal.com]

You'd look horribly dumb, Jinn. Geez.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I think I'd look rugged.

And manly.

Also rugged.

[bluelapizlazuli.livejournal.com]

You'd look like a furry.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

Geeze, has it been a month already?

1/2

[bluelapizlazuli.livejournal.com]

... Wha?

[bluelapizlazuli.livejournal.com]

There will be a knock on your door tomorrow. If you do not open, the door will be opened and there will be even more pain than the one I've planned for you already. Do you understand, Jinn?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

Yes.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Eh, you couldn't pull it off.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

That's what everyone is telling me, pretty much.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Well. Yeah. 'Cause you can't.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Well I realize that now.

It'd probably make me look too much like my father anyway.