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[beastkingnaoma]

What the hell is a "ay" and why do we have a cake saying to have one.

And more importantly, where did we get cake, and why the hell is my girlfriend and little brother eating it and neither of them told me we had a goddamn cake.

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[heroespink.livejournal.com]

We were gonna tell you but it's rude to talk with your mouth full our mouths were full

of cake.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

>:<

[heroespink.livejournal.com]

Also your Mom made it and I'm sure you'd throw it out while screaming some ridiculous story about her jumping out of a building with cakes.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

No I don't think she's ever done anything crazy with a cake.

A rolling pin, sure, but not a cake.

[heroespink.livejournal.com]

Well there you go.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't throw the cake out, unless it was some kind of terrible bribe or something.

[heroespink.livejournal.com]

Well it had "Have a baby" written on it.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..And you took it and ate it.

[heroespink.livejournal.com]

...yes?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..You realize she's going to consider that a signed contract forever, right?

[pidonus.livejournal.com]

1 to 10, the word was "baby".

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Wat.

[pidonus.livejournal.com]

What else would be delivered by cake with a request to do, that ends in "ay"? Seriously.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

Nice day!

[pidonus.livejournal.com]

Yep!

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

...Wat.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..What.

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

..That conversation.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

?.?

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

Just... whoever your mother is, giving Angelina-san a cake with 'Have a Baby' written on it is up there in oddities.

...What's your mom like, anywho.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I'm.. I'm hoping it's at least 50% a joke.

Uhh. Green hair. Peppy. Insane.

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

I'd hope so too, if it were me.

Huh. You seem scared of her. What for?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Uh gee, she paddled my girlfriend in front of my house, is trying to bribe her into getting pregnant with cakes, and moved internationally without telling anyone to keep an eye on me.

I DUNNO.

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

Look on the bright side. It could be worse.

You could be wearing a gothic lolita outfit every day, working in cafe, and your figure could be just girly enough that it'd work and you'd get paid a ton of money.

However. It wouldn't be the best because your friend has a split personality that consistently steals his funds and tips you extra, and you have to pay the normal personality back, and the percent you pay him ends up easily outdoing however many tips you get from his split personality.

Oh, and your employer could be trying to restart the rumor that you're in love with your surrogate brother, who, coincidentally, works at the cafe as well.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

What kind of weird-ass job are you working, boy?