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[beastkingnaoma]

Man, you know what I miss most about my job.

Eating.

of course pretty soon I guess I'll miss water, but whatever.

And man, fuck halfpipe.

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[heroespink.livejournal.com]

Well I'll just have to make sure there's no food here to tempt you

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Oh gee, the burdens you take on for me, how can I ever repay you.

[heroespink.livejournal.com]

I'll think of something.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...That was ominous.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

...What's up?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Well.

I have an outstanding debt that needs paying, so I need to fight.

And to fight, I have to starve and dehydrate myself until I'm 17 pounds lighter than I am right now.

Thus, this.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

...Outstanding debt? To who? How much?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...Your surrogate mother.

..Like 800000 yen.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

...

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I'd have argued but she threatened to castrate me.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Taken care of. Don't worry about it.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

Excuse me?

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Did I stutter or somethin'?

Go have a piece of fruit.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...Well I'd like too, but I still live with a freeloader, you see.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

....uh huh.

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[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT JINN, YOUR DOOR IS BEING ATTACKED, MAYBE IT'S WILDEBEESTS

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

*Well I'll open it I guess.*

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE BEING ATTACKED BY A DEADLY piece of pizza. Kinda...unwarm pizza, but pizza..

"Eat."

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I can't, I have to starve and dehydrate!

[heroespink.livejournal.com]

*holy shit Angie just came out of nowhere and stole that piece of pizza like whoah.*

No temptations, he has to starve and dehydrate.

*And then she eats it.*

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Isabel punches Angie.

"I paid the debt for him, you idiots!"

[heroespink.livejournal.com]

*Angie punches back.*

So?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...oh.

Well, still, you see.

*He holds up a letter from a bank, and lets it unfold and hang. holy shit zeroes. Sadly, they lack a number in front of them.*

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

She snatches the note and looks it over.

"S'not that much. I can handle it."

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

That's my balance.