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[beastkingnaoma]

So I had seven medals.

Then some girl with a domino mask and a leotard beat me and took 5 of them.

What. the. fuck.

Comments

[mechanikaiser.livejournal.com]

That's the biggest piece of shit I've ever heard. Who the hell would believe a lie as blatant as that?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

If I was gonna lie, I'd make up a way less dumb lie than that.

[mechanikaiser.livejournal.com]

Yeah right. I bet your right brain is the size of a darning needle.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I'm at least smart enough to figure out

"Saying a weird costumed girl beat you up = not awesome".

I mean, if I was gonna lie, I'd say some guy riding a bear also riding a tank took them.

[heroespink.livejournal.com]

HE FUCK YOU ONLY I GET TO INSULT HIM AND A SELECT FEW OTHERS OF MY CHOOSING.

[heroespink.livejournal.com]

Yeah that's pretty weird whatever you're a faggot.

So you got some mail.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

I get mail a lot.

[heroespink.livejournal.com]

Yeah this was weird.

It was some thing called "smart brain" and something about a cellphone and like, gears.

It said something about dialing "555" so I burned it.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

Why did you burn it?

[heroespink.livejournal.com]

I was cold.

and saying to dial 555 as a phone number pisses me off.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

Oh.

..

I'm sure it wasn't important.