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...Two medals..

Goddamn, Maybe I'm not cut out for this kinda thing.

Edit: Five medals.

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What the fuck does that school do to girls?

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I challenge you, Monster!

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Wat.

To a duel! I've heard from Kouji-chan that you rape girls and steal their Love Crystals!

And their panties!

WHAT NOW SHE'S SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT ME.

WHAT THE HELL DOES SHE WANT FROM ME, GOD.

I shall not be tricked by your lies, Kyah!

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Well at least I stopped decking Barbaros..

Demon Barbarian Sorcerer! In the name of love, I shall defeat you!

Your tongue between my thighs.

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That's better than I thought it'd be but still no.

Ren-chan, please crush his soul.

In the name of lovely love love!

Kaguya signed me up for this tournament, so I can duel you if you don't get knocked out by the person above.

...Duel me first instead.

We'll go by military rules.

Alright.

Military rules?

Honor the last request first.

School?

St. Marys.

Oh.

It's a Dueling Academy that also serves as a Finishing School for the sort of families that can use large denominations of money as toilet paper and not bat an eyelash at it.

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Which part of that causes the girls to be lunatics.

"The sort of families that can use large denominations of money as toilet paper and not bat an eyelash at it."

Oh.

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That blonde girl has really good aim.

Archery Class.

What about the whole

vorpal sword

thing

Special Tutors and Fencing Class.

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And what's a "Bride of Kouji".

One being a spouse for Kouji-chan.

She'll be wearing the tuxedo.

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So no food or drinks that didn't come sealed, I guess.

Correct. Or at least not until you're sufficiently brainwashed/broken.

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But I don't want to be brainwashed or broken.

Learn to hide.

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Eep.

Then again.

She might of already put a radio transmitter in the meat of your ass.

..I dunno when she could have done that.

Don't think about it.

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Yes'm.

Perhaps I should get you a blender for the wedding.

I'mnotgoingtoendupbrainwashedinadress

No no.

It'll be in a leather thong.

...thateither

Good luck, Jinn-kun.

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Thank you.

They're strange, aren't they Jinn-kun?

Doesn't fucking begin to describe it.

Yeah, good point....

Still. I need to keep trying to get into the finals... after your beating me, I'm down to one lousy medal again.

...If it helps I lost two right after beating you.

Then won two.

Then won one.

...Kinda, since you're halfway there already.

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