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[beastkingnaoma]

So I took Yuri and my Mom out to breakfast, that was fun.

Oh Angie there's a book for you on the counter I dunno what it is.

...I feel like I'm missing something for some reason. Hrm.

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[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

I can sense it, Jinn.

You're missing... oh god...

you're missing YOUR DIGNITY!

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

Wat.

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

Your dignity Jinn! I can sense it! The thing you have strived for most in life - your dignity - has left you!

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

I haven't done anything that'd make me lose my dignity though.

...I don't think...

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

Think hard, Jinn.

Your dignity hangs in the balance.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

Nope.

..

Except for that one thing but I don't think I'd lose my dignity over it.

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

What thing?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Well, you see.

Angie got a job as a secretary.

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

...Uh huh...

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

And she has to wear glasses and pantyhose and a skirt suit.

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

...Ah.

Yeah, that's probably why.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...You didn't even hear what I did!

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

Alright, go on, then.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

So yeah she came home the first day after work and I did some things.

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

...What things.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

things that involved pantyhose and my tongue.

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

...Okay yeah, it all makes sense now.

Yeah, your dignity flew out the window when that happened.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

....

I regret nothing.

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

Don't blame you, to be honest.

I kind of figured that's where this was going after 'glasses and pantyhose and a skirt suit'.