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[beastkingnaoma]

So I've come to a conclusion.

I don't care if guys talk shit about me being whipped or that any girl can stick their heels in my back or what the fuck ever.

Because you know what, I can still beat the hell out of 99% of any guy that does that which makes them even lower than a guy who gets heels stuck in his back by any girl.

Now let's all move on with our lives.

EDIT:

...Holy shit it's been exactly one year since I came to Japan.

I need to celebrate.

Comments

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

And if any of you bitches out there try to stick your heel in his back and you're not Angie, I'm going to throw you through the windshield of a car.

[shesay-knowmary.livejournal.com]

Except he's engaged to me.

I even have a wedding hall picked out.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

DON'T I HAVE TO AGREE TO THIS TO BE ENGAGED

[shesay-knowmary.livejournal.com]

We got your signature.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

WHAT I NEVER SIGNED ANYTHING

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

CAR WINDSHIELD, BITCHTITS.

[shesay-knowmary.livejournal.com]

And this is why I shall be wearing hockey equipment when you get back into the country. Ta.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

I'll bring a zamboni.

[heroespink.livejournal.com]

Look, you spoiled little cunt.

I don't give two shits how rich you are, or how delusional you are that just because you have a big forehead you can go fucking around with whoever the shit you feel like.

If you or any of your other little bimbos touch him, I'm going to snap all of you in half, and mail you back to your stupid ass lesbian training camp.

[shesay-knowmary.livejournal.com]

I'll offer you this much for him.

::That's 10 times your annual salary.::

[heroespink.livejournal.com]

There's a lot of fucking things money can buy but someone who can suck my toes like that ain't one of them.

Now buzz off.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Hey wow, a full year? Cool.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Yeah I know.

I wouldn't even have known if I hadn't been looking at the journal.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Lotta shit happens in a year, huh?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Well except for the world ending shit this has all been pretty normal for me.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

...I really don't think you're that whipped, Jinn.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Most guys think that due to where I willingly put my mouth, though.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

Well I mean I sort of understand the whole thing between you and Angie so it's okay.

Also I see Kouji-san's trying to trick you into marrying her. You sure you don't want me to help out somehow?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I don't think you understand until you've had serious worry that you might die within the next few minutes since your girlfriend forgot you needed air.

..

If you could find some way to keep her off me that'd be great.

[flapinthenight.livejournal.com]

...wh-whole year, h-huh...? Heh...I-I haven't been here that long yet...

...s-so...do you need some help with that...w-weird girl, Jinn-oniisan?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

I think if you tried to help me with this, it might end badly for you, Ichirou.

[flapinthenight.livejournal.com]

...e-everything e-ends badly for me.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

Not as badly as this would.

[mechanikaiser.livejournal.com]

Actually, I don't see why everyone else isn't envying where you get to willingly put your mouth.

[mechanikaiser.livejournal.com]

Also I can keep the ice queen off your back.