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[beastkingnaoma]

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You know I'm not really a girl right.

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[heroespink.livejournal.com]

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WAT

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

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They were foam rubber breasts, Lily is my birth mother, I learned to cry at a young age to con people into selling me games, movies, and weapons I wasn't old enough to buy.

I did it to make her lose interest in me, because you have no concept of restraint.

[heroespink.livejournal.com]

well god I was only going to break her arms and legs

They'd heal

eventually.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Then you get arrested and some 400 pound woman named Bertha makes you her wife.

[heroespink.livejournal.com]

I'd kick Bertha's ass.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

....ghuh?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Angie was trying to kill the forehead girl.

I pretended to be a girl to make her entirely lose interest in me.

Now I'm in Tokyo trying to find Angie and all her secretary friend's exact brand of bottled water.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

...........ouch.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Well.

You know.

It's a little mean but.

She's still a Jean.

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

... Watch out for karma.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Oh please nothing bad can happen from pretending I'm a girl for like five minutes.

[remarkablerain.livejournal.com]

And I thought nothing bad would happen from breaking a rich girl's mind. Accidentally.

Then I got beaten up by a zombie doll head with tentacles.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

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Wat.

[pidonus.livejournal.com]

Can't believe you had the guts to try something that elaborate.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Hey man I'm.

Clever.

[pidonus.livejournal.com]

Yes.

And the footage of this will be worth approximately fifteen thousand dollars.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

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Did you know that I don't consider succubi as having a gender?

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

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Hahahahahahah.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

What.

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

This is how it starts, Jinn.

This is how it starts.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about.

Did you buy embalming fluid with your paycheck or something.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

JINN YOU ASSHOLE THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT BY DISTRACTION AT ALL

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

OH WELL.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

ASDASDFASDF I AM GOING TO PUT THAT TRAINING OF YOURS TO THE TEST AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT IF ITS SAFE TO LEAVE MY ROOM WITHOUT BE CASTRATED.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

god she'll get bored of you in a few months just suck her toes until then.