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[beastkingnaoma]

Jesus Christ I don't think I've ever had that many whip marks laid on me before.

No more girl nights for a while, jesus goddamn.

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[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

not LITERAL whip marks.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

How the hell is a whip mark figurative?!

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I mean to imply "I was getting ordered around a lot by many different women".

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

....who!?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...Angie invited all her secretary friends over back when she still thought I actually was a girl.

...Then when I told her I wasn't I had to be the gopher.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

... ....oh.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..Yeah.

Your mom was there, too.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

...they didn't...mention me at all, did they?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

They said they should invite you next time and then had an argument if you counted or not since you aren't a secretary.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

...what did they decide?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...I think to put you on a trial membership or something.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

...oh.

...cool.

[isdragonlady.livejournal.com]

Of course, dear, we will be expecting a few things from you.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

jwha?

[isdragonlady.livejournal.com]

Being a member, even if it's for trial, means you have to drink the same water as us, and I'm sure we can get you some of the candy from work. It's to die for.

[mechanikaiser.livejournal.com]

...

[mechanikaiser.livejournal.com]

...You...

[mechanikaiser.livejournal.com]

LUCKYSONOVABITCH

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...If hunting 24 hour markets for a specific brand of mineral water is lucky.

[mechanikaiser.livejournal.com]

...Oh not literally.

...

Sucks to be you then.

[isdragonlady.livejournal.com]

It wasn't that bad, dear.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

It took me 2 hours to find that brand of water.

[isdragonlady.livejournal.com]

Well, you don't want our skin to go wrinkly, now do you?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..

No.

[isdragonlady.livejournal.com]

Thank you dear.