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[beastkingnaoma]

So hey now I get to tell people I drove a naked girl home in the middle of the night.

...

Man, who the fuck owns swords?

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[duelingschizo.livejournal.com]

No you do not.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

... god fine.

[duelingschizo.livejournal.com]

Good.

[isdragonlady.livejournal.com]

I do. But I keep it on the living room table as a conversation piece, now.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

Uh huh.

[isdragonlady.livejournal.com]

So, why are you playing dress up?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

A photoshop filter hit me.

Then I fought a monster.

Then another photoshop filter hit me.

Then I fought a Knight.

Then another photoshop filter.

Then I came home.

[isdragonlady.livejournal.com]

Such overactive imaginations you children have.

[heroesmind.livejournal.com]

555!

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..What.

[heroesmind.livejournal.com]

You're Faiz!

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

What is that, exactly.

[heroesmind.livejournal.com]

Kamen Rider Faiz!

I'm Hibiki.

[wolfingoatcloth.livejournal.com]

Geo has a sword in one of his forms as Agito.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..What.

[wolfingoatcloth.livejournal.com]

He pulled it out of nowhere.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..

What.

[word-of-justice.livejournal.com]

...guess we could've done worse for the last rider.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...Oh goddammit is this some kind of club?

Private to Naoma

[word-of-justice.livejournal.com]

Here's the short version. You're a Kamen Rider, it's some kind of messianic archetype, there's an evil rider named Decade who's destroyed every world with Riders in them, and he's coming here next so we have to destroy him.

Riders are me, Katou, Allen Grant, some idiot named Briar, the Grave with four people in her head, the idiot succubus, the incompetent cop from the future, and now you apparently.

Re: Private to Naoma

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

...

Well at least we're half-competent.

Re: Private to Naoma

[word-of-justice.livejournal.com]

Between you, me, Katou and Grant, four of us are competent.

So, yeah, half.

Better odds than normal.

[ora-ora-ora.livejournal.com]

Screw swords, the gun's better.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I just punch things.

[shield-wing.livejournal.com]

I like my sword.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

It's idiotic.

[shield-wing.livejournal.com]

You sound like Honjou there.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

And?

[shield-wing.livejournal.com]

It's weird as hell.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Mhm.

If something is idiotic, I'm going to say it is.

[shield-wing.livejournal.com]

It's less idiotic than punching things.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Carrying a sword in 2009 is pretty stupid.

[shield-wing.livejournal.com]

It works.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

So does punching things.

[shield-wing.livejournal.com]

Swords work better.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Not always.

[shield-wing.livejournal.com]

Name one thing fists are better than swords for.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Fighting anything a sword can't hurt.

Fighting any swordsman that isn't exceptionally talented.

[shield-wing.livejournal.com]

What can a sword hurt that a fist can?

Talent or no, against a guy with a sword, unarmed is the worst possible option.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

To an amateur maybe.

[shield-wing.livejournal.com]

Besides, that's not 'better', that's 'on par' at best.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...Let's stop.

[shield-wing.livejournal.com]

A'right.

[magmaheart.livejournal.com]

...I've got a sword.

And a halberd. And I've punched things to death.

Guess you're our last rider, Jinn.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..I guess.

[magmaheart.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's something to be at least KINDA excited about.