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So I had a dream that I had a boombox that blew up monsters.

And the entire dream was a musical.

And the dream realized it was a musical since the entire musical was part of an evil plot, which I stopped with the previously mentioned boombox.

Then there was a dance number.

So.

Yeah.

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I do have to admit that made me chuckle a bit.

The monsters just sort of fell over and then popped, and wings with halos between them floated out.

Congratulations.

You're gay.

That insult seems sort of lowbrow for you.

It does, doesn't it.

I should try again.

I think the moment has passed.

Much like your heterosexuality.

Dammit, get off the gay jokes...

....I've been very busy lately.

I'm sure you'll find something to inspire a really vicious insult soon enough.

God willing.

Wow that's

Are you dating a guy named Bubba on the side?

Hey.

I'm as loyal as a bloodhound.

...And also as straight as an arrow.

Right.

So hey I think I blew up the dishwasher.

...

WAT.

Well I put the dishes in it and the stuff and

well the kitchen is full of soap and water.

And dishes.

So it probably exploded.

...

You used too much so-

Wait you tried to do the dishes?

Well Yuri bet me five bucks that I couldn't do it.

Oh.

Yeah.

Anyway get a mop.

Oh also I think the counters are on fire.

Edited 2009-07-24 10:19 (UTC)

ON FIRE?

I tried to make an omlette.

...You tried to cook?

Oh so that's why you didn't wanna sleep with me.

THE MUSICAL IS UNDER APPRECIATED AND IS TOTALLY NOT HOMOSEXUAL IN ANYWAY.

Nnnnnah, it's pretty gay, man.

Well yeah, but a musical can still be okay when it's for laughs.

Che. Never been my kinda thing, but, whatever.

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