beastkingnaoma | (no subject)

OH GOD WHAT

MOM I THOUGHT YOU WERE HAPPY WITH DAD

Wut.

OH GOD HOW CAN SHE GET MARRIED TO THAT WOMAN SHE CAN'T HAVE KNOWN HER MORE THAN A MONTH

... I don't think Japan allows Girl on Girl Weddings?

THEY'LL HAVE A FAKE ONE AND PLAY PRETEND OR SOMETHING OH GOD

And...?

I DUNNO THAT'S JUST AS BAD

You need to relax more.

I CAN'T RELAX OVER SOMETHING LIKE THIS

Of course you can. You're a grown man.

It's just.

It's just very troubling.

... How?

YOU TOLD ME TO NOT SAY THOSE THINGS AND I DID I'M SO SORRY

SEE WHAT YOU DID YOU JINXED IT

GOD I'M SORRY HOW CAN I FIX IT

I DON'T KNOW

WE NEED TO BREAK THEM UP OR SOMETHING OH GOD I'M CRYING

HOW THE HELL DO WE DO THAT OH GOD

...What's going on now?

I think that these two think you're going to marry Jinn's mother for some utterly nonsensical reason.

Or at least that's my guess.

WHAT THE HAT SAID

Oh. Now where would you get a silly idea like that?

GEO CALLED ME AND TOLD ME

Oh! I wonder how my son found out about my plans for the future.

HFHFGSGGSFSFD

You're lucky to have been raised by that woman. If only I had met her sooner...

;A;

I guess we're going to have to invite you and Geo to the wedding. Do you two own anything beyond black coats?

FGFGHSHDHYES

Good. We'll expect you two to clean up nicely... Son.

oh god.