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You know what's hilarious?

When someone can't tell a plastic toy from a highly sophisticated powered armor system designed to fight demons.

Totally hilarious.

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t-that video didn't get taken down?!

wat

Jinn?

You are so going to suffer horribly for that, you know that right?

Next time it might be the real IXA System.

Yeah, I'll believe that when I see that goddamn guy with the blood fetish running around again.

Blood Fetish?

Well he was talking about how all Riders were good for was blood, and shit like that.

Oh.

I guess that'd be disturbing if you sucked enough to let him get any stupid dialogue off.

I swear you will not completely recover from the injuries I will give you when I see you next.

Man I've heard that from my ex-girlfriends so many times those words have lost all meaning.

I don't get it.

I tricked someone into thinking a toy was a dangerous weapon and they ran away very fast due to it.

Awesome, Naoma.

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Did you just call me by my name?

So?

..You've never called me by my name before.

It's your name right, Dog who is Naoma?

Yes.

So what's the problem?

I'm just confused as to when you decided to refer to me by my name.

After I went barking mad and started believing in magic.

Oh.

I partially want to ask you out, but I know you still have that crazy girlfriend.

So yeah.

Aren't you dating Onni?

We're on good terms.

I sleep with other guys and everything.

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Uh huuuh.

Uh huh.

Something wrong?

...Nothing.

...Wat.

I tricked the succubus up there into thinking a toy was a high powered transformation device.

... Good job.

I can't believe that worked.

Really? Why not? Seems perfectly in-character to me.

It was made of plastic.

And I was almost blatantly saying it was a joke with how I was dressed.

And?

I tend to give people more credit than they deserve?

Dude, look at who it is.

I guess.

Any luck in finding that belt of yours, by the way?

I decided to go a different route.

Pity.

I'd have thought you'd be relieved that I didn't decide to find the belt, then keep it in the same house as a person who tried to kill you with it.

She'd get bored with that, right?

No.

Side note, watch out for jungle cats.

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