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...I'm back.

It was an okay trip, except for the parts that weren't okay.

And my dad is still a dick.

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Didja kill him?

...No?

He must've not been that big a dick then.

He's not.

But he is somewhat of one.

Didja punch him?

I wanted to.

...I guess punching your mom and dad is probably a bad idea.

I don't punch my dad because I try not to get angry very much.

I don't punch my mom because she could stick me on my face.

...why the first one?

I try not to get angry often because bad things happen when I do.

I also try not to eat too much, and also not do other things much.

...that sounds kinda boring.

Even trying not to, I still do it more than I'd like.

Each thing, I mean.

You're kinda weird, Mr. B.

yeah I know.

I still like you, though!

...Thanks

Huh.

I wouldn't know, I guess, since my mother uses my father as a foot stool most of the day.

Do anything interesting, Dog?

Not really besides get yelled at.

That's dumb.

Well, I was doing something I wasn't supposed to be doing, so.

So then you shouldn't of been doing it and been properly disciplined with a riding crop and hot candle wax.

I had to do it, though.

You're not making much sense, Dog.

My friend's wife and daughter yelled at me for visiting him.

They don't want me around him.

... Oh "Bad Influence" and all that bologna?

It's a... little more complicated than that.

What. Did you drive off a cliff while being pursued by police cars?

...It's not that I'm a bad influence, okay.

Then what?

...I'm not going to say.

....so y'did what y'wanted to, I take it?

...Yeah.

...y'glad you did it?

I dunno.

I'm never sure if I should be doing it when I do it.

...mmn.

...well, at least y'don't gotta worry about it again for a while, right?

...Yeah, I guess.

...at any rate.

Missed ya.

...Thanks.

THERE YOU FUCKING ARE DO YOU KNOW HOW BORED I WAS I missed you too you fuck

Also I think I lost Yuri.

...How much food is in the house.

....

go to the store while you're looking for Yuri.

He's probably at my mother's.

You know, where there's food.

He should have left a note I spent like.

..30 minutes looking for him!

He probably did, but left in a comically hilarious place you'd never look.

Like where?

Under your work boots?

Behind the celery?

Hey fuck you I wear those like. once a week.

Oh right.

...I dunno then, maybe he's an uncaring little brat.

Yeah that

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