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So I went and bought a bunch of those Fiend Roar Deity Beast cards to build a new riding deck.

Then I hit the clerk in the mouth because he was snickering at me too much. What a dick.

Have I missed anything in the past couple days?

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Yes. All the schoolgirls in Domino and at the Academy were turned into whores for those several days.

What, again?

No. I was making a joke. Geez.

...

Well, keep in mind it's impossible to know around here!

... Geezus. You people need more normal lives.

Well in my defense I never had one to start with.

My first girlfriend tried to feed me our chemistry teacher.

... -what-?

She was real nice and sweet.

Except she also was a serial killer.

And she tied me to a chair and tried to feed me our chemistry teacher.

... How'd you escape?

I broke through the ropes and threw her across the room and the police came.

... Cool.

...Yeah.

..N..Nothing of note, I don't think?

Oh. Good.

Still crazy?

...I personally think I'm doing alright, but eh.

Have you set into the crippling terrible perpetual panic yet?

I'd be lying if I said that I hadn't had that feeling before.

Must not have set in or you'd still be panicking.

HAha! Good point! But it's not like I can't overcome a little panic, right?

Yeah you're probably right.

You've gone through some much the dawning realization that you can't tell what's a hallucination and what isn't anymore probably wouldn't effect you too much anyway.

Y-yeah! It's super-resistant to that stuff! There's no way it'd bring me to my knees!

Haha! That'd be silly!

You're tougher than people give you credit for.

I mean, the chance that nothing is really happening and I'm wandering the streets foaming at the mouth in reality or that nobody is really saying what I think they're saying, or something like that.

Man, that'd drive me even more crazy.

...yeah! Hahaa. Thanks a bunch, Jinn. I really am pretty tough, huh? I hadn't even considered how scary that might be at all!

...Right.

Don't go crazy.

Remember to take big deep breathes, and take everything you see with salt.

Right. Thanks Jinn!

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