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Oh man, this special Extra Flavor Ba-Zing Spray is great! Every bite is like a siesta in my mouth. I dunno why nobody else is using this stuff it's awesome!

And I turned what was left of that stupid costume into a Garp outfit for the next costume party.

And I bought some new tapes to use for my old antique Talkboy!

Today is the best day ever!

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Don't...go read your little brother's latest post.

...why not?

You will be disappointed on several levels.

... You have inherited that devil mutt's bad luck.

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But I have good luck.

I put some of that stuff on one of my mom's burgers. It cried out in pain.

I think I'm still hallucinating.

yeah burgers don't cry out. Except for when you kill them with a steak knife.

I had to do that too!

Also that stuff tastes just like pepper spray.

..How do you know what pepper spray tastes like?

Well, it's some kinda meat seasoning, right? Ya spray it on stuff and it tastes like peppers!

..Pepper Spray is what girls spray in the eyes of rapists and stalkers, Geo.

...Oh.

...But it tasted so good!

...apparently it does.

Oh, and I think Yuri sold that Talkman.

WHAT

Go look at his post.

...Siesta in your mouth...

You realize you make it sound like it's numbing your tongue, right?

Fiesta?

Which one is the party. I don't speak spanish.

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