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...I realized today that I don't have a life goal.

...Hell, I don't even have any life plans.

I don't know what I wanna do. Not even just professionally. I don't know what I want at all. Like, kids or whatever.

I dunno if I should get that stupid dragon out of me, or if I should deal with it, or if I should ignore it.

I don't even have any stuff I'd like to do before I die. Like a list of places to visit or anything.

...

Well, shit.

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Awwwww, poor baby.

Hey it's a totally valid dilemma for someone my age.

Aw, are you gonna grow your bangs out long and write poetry?

No!

I have other ways to get artistic stimulation.

Listening to Linkin Park?

Nobody actually listens to Linkin Park.

Well shut up and get a real job.

I have a job!

A horrible retail job!

A job that requires a SOUL, moron!

I'm trying, but I need money first!

I kinda know what you mean.

You're an immortal alien life form, I think that's a race, job, and goal all in one already.

...you really think it works that way?

I think if I was immortal concerns of life goals or purposes would matter significantly less to me.

You do realize how intensely boring that would be, don't you? Going through an eternity without hopes, dreams, or really anything you want to do?

Deadbeat.

I'm not a deadbeat!

Well damn, you're like two years older than me and I already know alla that stuff!

......Four.

Really?

Damn.

I HAD a goal, I just sorta lost it when I became a freak of nature.

...well, give it a few years, I'm pretty sure there'll be a supernatural boxing league.

...that's actually a pretty awesome idea.

...

Dibs.

I'm already calling my lawyers, fuck you.

Hey I can totally beat lawyers.

.....I think these lawyers are all cyborgs actually.

Oh.

Cyborgs are my kindred spirits, as we are both friends of justice.

I'm sure you have goals, even if they're really really small ones!

Eh, maybe.

Obviously both you and I need to go on some sort of soul-searching worldwide road trip!

...Pass.

Killjoy.

I just don't want to put myself in a situation designed for a comedy of error.

...Why?

Because just living here is already a lot like a comedy of errors.

But by the end, we'd both figure out what exactly we want out of life while going on a fantasticallly riduculous trip in the process. SOunds fun to me.

I don't think anything is that simplistic.

Of coourse not.

That'd make it fun.

I was thinking of discovering my purpose in life through quiet introspection.

Tried it. Doesn't work as well as you think.

You need accidental circumstance and being chased accross the sea by five different countries' worth of armed forces in order to truly discover your purpose.

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