beastkingnaoma ([personal profile] beastkingnaoma) wrote2009-12-06 08:48 pm

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..I've gained weight.

Well maybe even if Isabel's lawyers destroy me with LEGAL RAYS or whatever I'll have an excuse to get back into prime condition.

aaand, here's that START OF THE MONTH thing.

January ...I don't think I've ever been this tired.
February ...Why do people keep telling me they think I'm going to develop a separate personality that is all beasty and shit? That's retarded.
March What the hell.. was that light? (Fucking Dark Signer shit. My scar still hurts.)
April ...Cusillu is taken care of. (Oh right. I beat up a god. I'm awesome.)
May ...Two medals.. (Oh right, this is when I lost to Tokei the first time.
June The judges said I couldn't use my cheerleader card even if it was just a cheerleader card. (..I still have that damn Dark Synchro somewhere. Maybe that's why the walls in our attic bleed.)
July You know the world hasn't nearly ended in like 3 months.
August Well today wasn't fun. Somehow I broke the toaster, blender, and my electric razor, and all I did was touch them. (Oh wonderful dragon powers.)
September ...I'm back. It was an okay trip, except for the parts that weren't okay. And my dad is still a dick.
OctoberSo I went and bought a bunch of those Fiend Roar Deity Beast cards to build a new riding deck.
November So I learned a few things today. You can help some people all the time, and everyone some of the time, but you can't help everyone all of the time.
December ..I hate my life sometimes.

[identity profile] sees-the-sea.livejournal.com 2009-12-07 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
They called them Patent Beams.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2009-12-07 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Well they'll prove patently ineffective against me.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2009-12-07 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
I like puns.

[identity profile] heroespink.livejournal.com 2009-12-07 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
what the fuck ever

January - Best way to start off a new year, ever.(Oh man that's when I beat the shit out of that stupid fuck before I realized acknowledging his pathetic existence was the fucking problem.)
February - This hat is so fucking stupid I think I'm losing 50 fucking IQ points by wearing it. (I have no fucking idea)
March - I FUCKING KNEW IT, I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES! I JUST CELEBRATED MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BY MYSELF AND IT WAS FINE, I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING TRY TO..CALL ANYONE..
April - So..hey.
May - So I was walking around and some flying bitch with a star on her face attacked me.
June - Man
July - Wonder what I should do with my job now.
August - So hey it's okay if I bring like
September - ..Fucking cat is gone..fucking Yuri is doing some shit somewhere I don't even know.
October - The fuck was he being extra fucking sappy for. I'm not going to look a gift horse in the damn mouth because horses have fucking disgusting mouths, but fuck.
November - Fuck, I can't find my fucking good pants. Must have left them at that hotel last night.
December - I'm not a fucking 15 year old girl I don't have to blog about shit all the time I haven't posted yet.

[identity profile] beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com 2009-12-07 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
...Are you done with that modeling job yet.?

[identity profile] thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com 2009-12-07 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
.... What about her lawyers?