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[beastkingnaoma]

Oh god I'm back.

..Oh god, wait, why is everything.. clean and girly.

...Oh god I'm in the right time but I've ended up in an alternate dimension where I'm a girl. Oh goddammit.

I better avoid pictures of myself, I really don't wanna know how attractive or butch I am as a girl, that'd just be weird.

Comments

[bdsm-kouichi.livejournal.com]

... I think you're over-complicating things, darling.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Oh god I'm the only one who's a different gender.

Oh god am I a pretty girl don't tell me it's best if I don't know.

[bdsm-kouichi.livejournal.com]

...

[bdsm-kouichi.livejournal.com]

I was unaware you had such a fetish, darling.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...What.

[bdsm-kouichi.livejournal.com]

That you were interested in alternate universe female yous.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

...The fuck.

What're ya bitchin' 'bout hon?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..Oh god I hope my taste isn't THAT bad.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

Big feet and big egos make up fer alot o' shit b-

Fuck. I can't do this without wantin' ta throw up in my mouth. Welcome back Beast.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

You know this kinda sucks.

all this time I figured "Oh man I blacked out for a couple days and destroyed the entire neighborhood mafioso in some sorta blind rage" but no, it was just future me.

which is still sorta cool but it's not nearly AS cool.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

Oh. That... Kinda blows. 'least it was still ya 'oo did it.

[sees-the-pond.livejournal.com]

Oh thank god, you're back.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..What.

[sees-the-pond.livejournal.com]

The other you kept calling me stuff like 'pipsqueak' and 'shortstop'!

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...Other m-...

Oh god was a younger me here or something.

[sees-the-pond.livejournal.com]

Yeah, exactly!

[mismotherspirit.livejournal.com]

Oh, look, you're back.

Have a fun trip?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...What.

[mismotherspirit.livejournal.com]

What?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..why.. you..not young..

[mismotherspirit.livejournal.com]

Oh, there was a little accident in the time-space continuum and everything's gotten a little weird. I imagine past-me is having a grand old time in the future.

There's leftovers in the fridge in you're hungry from being flinged back in time.

[timeanddragon.livejournal.com]

...

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

...

Who're you.

[timeanddragon.livejournal.com]

Slightly traumatized by the thought of a girl you.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

well hey I've been around a year and a half and it ain't happened, I think I'm clear.