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The future sucks.

Also I have a sneaking suspicion that It turn out to be a yutz. A drunk yutz.

And then there's this notebook of rambling drunken stupidity that pretty much solidifies both of those suspicions.

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Dude.

Bandana.

'Big Catch'.

I'm working on forming a pact with an ancient sumerian demon right now, so that if I ever put on a headband that has text on it, It sears my flesh off.

...thaaat may be a bit overboard.

Maybe.

Also I had the most pathetic job imaginable.

....were you still in the bookstore?

No.

I quit that already.

And I'm pretty sure you can't go back when you flick open a zippo and throw it behind you as you leave, while thinking "If it happens, it was meant to be."

....huh. Is that from a movie?

If it's not it should be.

...wonder why it sounded familiar.

So what was your job?

...

Actor.

...s'wrong with that?

..There's.

another adjective before that.

...It's not porn, but. It's still pretty awful.

...is it...

...does it start with S?

..Yes.

...wooooow.

..Yes.

Maybe you were just trying to get into the industry and were waiting for a breakout role!

..No.

I was a sad loser.

...how'dya know?

You can tell from someone's living arrangements if they're content or not.

...what were they?

The fact the calender had frown faces on the days I didn't work.

...PFFHAHAHAHAHAHA

...It's.. it's not THAT funny.

It's pretty funny, dude.

It's kinda jarring to find out you're a mostly unshaved, drunken, loser of a yutz!

Dude, it's just one potential future that'll probably never come true now.

I hope so.

Maybe everybody improved their own time line.

Heck, maybe the younger you went back and stopped Sonic 2006 from existing.

oh - THAT LITTLE BRAT'S PROBABLY LIVIN' IT UP WITH MY COPIES OF METROID PRIME AND SONIC ADVENTURE 3 RIGHT NOW.

...See, this is sort of why I tried to avoid everyone I knew and hid under my bed most of the time.

....I briefly considered killing a guy but decided against it.

Yeah, you were pretty much a yutz.

Also I may be partially responsible for that drunken book of rambling.

Oh I figured, "Princess of Gluttony and Manipulation".

Pffffft. Future you is silly.

Did he actually manage to write anything useful down?

haha yeah no.

Such a shame... I didn't really expect him to be effective at warning you of me, but at least he tried his best.

The idea of you being threatening to anything that wasn't at one time in a fridge is funny.

I don't know. The way he reacted to these runes future me wrote down seemed to convince me otherwise!

Well the future me is a loser and will never exist.

That won't stop me from figuring out these runes!

Think I got a few of these figured out....

..Why did you leave yourself messages in runes.

...Wait, Runes?!

Aren't runes supposed to be magical? If they're not aren't they just code?

It's one or the other, but they might also contain an ancient secret my future self learned!

...Bet it's a cake recipe.

There was already a whole section on those, idiot.

I'm not going to get chubby like future me was! You hear me!?

Suuuure you won't.

I'm sure you'll never have problems fitting into pants and spend two hours cursing over it.

Such disgrace...!

I just think that future you was very accurate.

Really, huh? Did you like her that way or no?

Hell I dunno.

My self-loathing prevents me from thinking too much about it.

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