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[beastkingnaoma]

You know, I'm pretty glad I'm no longer living in a tiny room and spending all my free time staring at a wall, and that I no longer have to worry about someone trying to break my lock in the middle of the night and shank me with a goddamn screwdriver, but, seriously, I miss having nice insulation.

It is goddamn cold.

Maybe I should get one of them table thingamajiggers.

Or a snuggie.

..But snuggies are kinda dumb. Although I can't decide whether calling it a "snuggie" or a "slanket" is dumber.

..I think I have an issue with chewing things.

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[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

... Chewing things?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I chew things.

Like I'll eat an ice cream bar and then chew the stick to splinters.

...Or eat plastic game pieces.

..Or chomp on plastic bags.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

... You really are a dog.

Wanna play Frisbee?

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I'm not a dog, I just have... compulsive chewing thing!

...Frisbee?

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

Which dogs do.

... Frisbee.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

It's entirely different!

...

Like "catch the frisbee in your mouth, dog" frisbee?

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

Not really?

Sure, if you wanna.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Dogs chew for entirely different reasons..!

...Uh. I'll play normal frisbee, sure.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

Whatever you say, Dog.

K. I'll be bringing my jewel encrusted one.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..Isn't that dangerous?

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

You know. We -could- just turn the thermostat up to overcome the insulation.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Hey hey

Open my wallet

and check out how much money I totally don't have.

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

I'll go by a couple space heaters or something, then. Chill out.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Don't buy me things I am an adult and can take care of myself.

Or I can wear a sweater.

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

Then don't complain if you aren't going to find solutions!

Besides it's colder outside than it is in here. I'll go so you don't freeze to death.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I'll buy one of them table heater things.

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

I'll take care of it. Seriously. You stay here and warm up.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

No I have to be a responsible adult or my mother will use it as an excuse to force her way in.

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

Just bar the door, that's what the cabinet and the couch are for.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

haha yeah no that doesn't work.

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

Oh relax. I'll be like, ten minutes, tops.

Just bar the door and make up some ridiculous excuse to buy for time.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

No I mean she'll use someone else buying me a heater as an excuse to come check up on me.

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

..Oh. Well.

..I'll just buy you three heaters then! Back in ten!

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..dammit.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

You say snuggies are dumb, but I'm the one who's toasty warm.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

They are ridiculous.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Ridiculously comfy.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

It's like a reverse robe, with a dumber name.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Dumb...like a fox!

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..Wow I never heard anyone actually use that phrase.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

....SHUT UP!