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[beastkingnaoma]

..I haven't dueled in over two months. Since that damn monkey.
 
...fucking monkeys.

And I'm starting to be filled with a sense of unease that two people who almost never agree are both telling me to start dating again. That and the fact I might listen to them.

..How long are you supposed to wait before dating again, anyway? Like a week for every two months the relationship lasted? That sounds right.

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[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

...Hrrrm.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

What.

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

Just noting this.

We should go do something. Like fight crime or something. I dunno.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I'd rather not have Niyo shoot me in the knees for vigilantism.

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

Oh, right, damn.

Where do you wanna go, then.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Wat.

[misplacedspirit.livejournal.com]

Where. Do yoou want. To go.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

I dunno.

I never really go places.

[isdragonlady.livejournal.com]

Apply for permit here, go and double fill out these forms, ask for operator and get a hold of military/police services, apply there, sign these 12 forms, get this stamped...

But yeah, I'll shoot you in the knees.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

[isdragonlady.livejournal.com]

And remember, apply for Paramilitary Weapons form XZ9, under subarticle G12. Do it doubly for that bike, and remember to keep updating for each new piece of equipment you get. I suggest also filing your forms so that you are allied with the Domino Police Force.

And remember, DO apply for basic pension benefits and health care.

As well, I'll probably crack your legs in half for vigilantism.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

Man, you've been slacking. ... I haven't dueled in months either, so Foot in mouth.

So I know a lovely restaurant. It has gold filtered air.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

..snort.

Well that was with a money, I'm pretty sure I haven't dueled anyone in a non-critical scenario in... like half a year.

..Gold filtered air.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

Well, mostly dueled in class, but that never counts. ... Man, life sucks.

Yes. Because I turn hideous without gold filtered air.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

So duel?

...But I've seen you outside tons of times.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

Against who?

Mini filter I wear. Makes the air around me filtered with microscopic particles of gold.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

Ask around.

...I think If I breathe gold I might. Like. Die.

[bdsm-kouji.livejournal.com]

Brilliant idea. And then those three psychopath Pro Leaguers harass you. No thanks.

I've been fine with it for 17-18 years.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Y'want my advice, you need some'a that Tibetan Monk vow of celibacy shit.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

You're only saying that because the thought of me dating anyone in this post makes you want to cut yourself.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

That's only half of the reason.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

What's the other half?

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Legitimate concern that you're going to end up the kind of guy who wears a headband with "Big Catch" written on it.

[beastkingnaoma.livejournal.com]

The Sumerian demon took care of that.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Legitimate concern that you're going to end up the kind of guy who gets "Big Catch" tattooed on to his skin grafts after years of painful reconstructive surgery.